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Offline luckee
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Anything duct tape cant fix???
« on: November 09, 2002, 10:31:27 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2002, 10:37:01 PM »
I must be missing something...
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2002, 11:44:17 PM »
A broke penis?


TheOmen, I think the duct tape is around its mouth...
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2002, 12:07:16 AM »
Not really funny but ductape can fix anything. Hell after i snapped my neck in that skydiving accident- good ol\' ductape made her perfect....
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2002, 03:21:03 AM »
You can use anything to hold a crocodile/aligator mouth shut. It\'s because they have weak muscles in their jaws for opening their mouths. Closing their mouths though is another story, thats where the power is.

*So ends this edition of Crocodile Hunter!*
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2002, 03:49:45 AM »
"Awww, isnnn\'t sheee a beauuuuuty"...
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2002, 04:23:16 AM »
Wow... what a piece of dino!
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2002, 05:04:40 AM »
I saw an article on cnn.com that said they found out that duct tape can cure warts. I guess you just cover the wart in a little piece of tape for 5 days, then remove it, soak the area with water and scrub off the dead skin. The irritants in duct tape piss off your immune system enough to take action against the area.

plus, there\'s nothing better for hog-tying your bitches.
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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2002, 06:06:10 AM »
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"Awww, isnnn\'t sheee a beauuuuuty"...


Lol:laughing:Is that the Australian guy from the animal documentaries??
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2002, 07:25:28 AM »
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I saw an article on cnn.com that said they found out that duct tape can cure warts. I guess you just cover the wart in a little piece of tape for 5 days, then remove it, soak the area with water and scrub off the dead skin. The irritants in duct tape piss off your immune system enough to take action against the area.

plus, there\'s nothing better for hog-tying your bitches.


Sounds good and all but thats 5 days of someone not wanting to go out in public. How do you explain having duct tape on your face?
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2002, 07:42:58 AM »
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You have warts on your face?

:eek:

I usually see peeps get them on their hands....you know, from shaking hands w/ peeps that have them...
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2002, 08:08:38 AM »
Heh, sorry for misleading you. I dont have warts. I was just thinking in worse case scenario, what if someone had one on thier face. Then they\'ed have to walk around with duct tape on thier face. It would be pretty embarassing on the hand also.
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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2002, 09:40:18 AM »
I did the duct tape thing with the warts and it really works..

It hurt like a bitch though ripping it off my ball sack.
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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2002, 10:53:24 AM »
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plus, there\'s nothing better for hog-tying your bitches.


yeah one arm per bedpost! and if she is into pain rip them off slowly after your done!!!!!!  Duct tape is cheaper than hand-cuffs!
I need to get out more...wait if I do that I cant learn anything from my movies!!!!!!!!!!


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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2002, 12:11:03 PM »
damn, thats a big croc, yeah i was gonna say they have very weak muscles to open there mouth...

intresting about the warts thingy, never heard that b4, but why would i
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