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Offline luckee
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Caption Contest #58
« on: November 12, 2002, 10:05:05 PM »
\"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?\"-Harry Caray

Don\'t cry over spilled milk., It could have been Whiskey.-Me

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.-George Washington

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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2002, 10:08:03 PM »
"I don\'t think our parents would approve...."


"right orchard, wrong tree, buddy..."


" I hate my owners..."
« Last Edit: November 13, 2002, 02:08:05 PM by CHIZZY »
Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

Offline Jar O Pickles
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2002, 10:57:13 PM »
"pussy is pussy"
\"If Christopher Reeve were alive today, I\'m sure he\'d be the first to say, \'Blue M&Ms? Are you fucking kidding me?\'\"
[PPS:] I\'m doing science and I\'m still alive.
[PPPS:] I feel fantastic and I\'m still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT:] While you\'re dying I\'ll be still alive.
[FINAL THOUGHT PS:] And when you\'re dead I will be still alive.

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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2002, 11:02:09 PM »
\'The miracles of alcohol\'

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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2002, 01:36:38 AM »
Uh huh uhhhhh nnnrrrnnnngggggg, oh yeahhhhhh.......... Now piss off, I don\'t like cats.
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2002, 02:20:56 AM »
Us cats are always getting buttf**cked by dogs....
Get a new rule book

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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2002, 02:27:47 AM »
"Take it like a bitch"

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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2002, 02:06:26 PM »
\'After being reincarnated into a dog, ThOmen gets back to business as usuall\'

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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2002, 04:15:23 PM »
"meow"

Damn im good....

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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2002, 07:12:30 PM »
"Uhhh, I\'d love to spend the night babe but I have a busy day at the office tomorrow morning.  So many mail men, so little time."


BTW i think JOP\'s is the best so far :laughing:
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« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2002, 07:47:09 PM »
I laff my ass off everytime I come into this thread to check the new replies. The look on that cats face..million bux!!

*cat: This motherfuc*er has to be blind
*dog: Naw, not blind, my bitch just kicked me out
*cat: Welp, it\'s better than my old man..hurry up b4 he he comes back.
\"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?\"-Harry Caray

Don\'t cry over spilled milk., It could have been Whiskey.-Me

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.-George Washington

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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2002, 05:11:09 AM »
Cat: "mmm, hotdog"
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)

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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2002, 05:41:18 AM »
"I think we should visit Jerry Springer or something...this don\'t seem right."
Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2002, 07:37:37 AM »
Dog "does this answer your question why cats don\'t do it doggy style ? "
“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” [/color]

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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2002, 08:17:46 AM »
I guess date rape isn\'t just a man thing!

 

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