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Offline luckee
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« on: November 13, 2002, 07:39:04 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/onion3842/beltway_sniper_video-game.html

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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2002, 09:36:25 PM »
Don\'t you just love how their president explains the situation.. gotta love how he can whore a product in the middle of an expression of sympathy. Why not jus give all the families of the 9/11 tragedy coupons for the all new Mc-Whatever combo meal at McDonalds while we\'re at it. :rolleyes:

Anyhow.. shame about the game.. looked very unpolished but it sounded like something I could play for hours on end. Oh well..
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2002, 10:00:00 PM »
Shame is somebody is gonna read this and believe it.Just like that lady who read theonion article that said J.K.Rowling was a satanist and fired off that 3 page letter to Dear Abby warning all of us.
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2002, 10:58:22 PM »
Why in the hell would anyone make the game about the Beltway Sniper. They couldve at least given it a different name.
"The intense, white-knuckle stealth of the beltway sniper." lick my ass. What do you do, go around killing little kids and bus drivers? pathetic.
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2002, 11:22:41 PM »
the game concept is good, and seems fun....however, the idea of stepping into the shoes of a famous mass murder is a bit disturbing.  What\'s the next game \'Cooking with Geofry Dalmer\'?  Or how about "All in the Manson Family"?

All in all, I would think the game would be much better if you were a random un-named thug, ala GTA or Hitman.
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2002, 02:54:50 AM »
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"Upon discussing the matter internally, we decided that it would be inappropriate to unleash the intense sniping action and white-knuckle stealth gameplay of Beltway Sniper at this time," Pixxel Arts


now if thats plugging a game no matter what .... i don\'t know what is :eek:

Bloody hell this guy makes PStwo look like a hopless amateur.
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2002, 03:54:34 AM »
this is a joke. I don\'t belive this is for real, look at the pic, read the text, read the big sign. pfff, fake i tell you !
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2002, 05:21:29 AM »
NO!111 It\'s teh real. Theonion only posts teh real stuff.
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2002, 05:22:57 AM »
I can\'t believe some of you posters would take this parody of an article seriously.

It\'s a joke.

Lord have mercy on their souls. :)
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2002, 05:30:52 AM »
The onion rocks!

I love their coverage of 9/11... the ongoing coverage was called:

"Holy F*cking Shit!"

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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2002, 08:08:03 AM »
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No way is that a genuine game.
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2002, 08:22:45 AM »
thats just so fake
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2002, 09:31:05 AM »
Apparently some people just aren\'t all that familiar with The Onion.
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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2002, 01:04:07 PM »
^^^What he said.
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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2002, 01:21:21 PM »
Thats why there\'s a warning about being 18+ to read. You guys are pathetic for believing it.
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