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10 Indisputable Truths.
« on: November 15, 2002, 03:41:29 PM »
How true...how true(about 93% anyway)

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON\'T

ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket,
long
pants, and shoes with socks.

3. Jesus was not White.

4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

5. Black folks do tan!

6. N\' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5

7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

8. Bob Hope has never been funny.

9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the tar out of Rocky
Marciano.(So
would Muhammad Ali)

10. Money isn\'t everything.





10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON\'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.

2. Gold plating does not make everything better.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. There are some outfits that hats don\'t go with.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. Larry Bird could play.

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn\'t know everything





10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT SPANISH PEOPLE DON\'T ADMIT:

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate

2. Its the Yankees not the Jankees

3. Your country\'s flag is not a car decoration

4. If _______(fill in the blank with your country) is so beautiful and
nice,
what are you doing here???

5. Mami and Papi can\'t possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family

6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement

7. There are other foods beside Arroz con Pollo

8. Jesus is not a name for your son

9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter

10. Despite what Rita Moreno sang.......EVERYTHING IS NOT FREE IN
AMERICA
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2002, 03:49:09 PM »
What Spanish have to do between blacks and whites?
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2002, 04:04:29 PM »
Uhmm..nothing. It is 10 indisuptable truths from 3 groups of ppl. I didn\'t think it was that hard to figure out.
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Re: 10 Indisputable Truths.
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2002, 04:09:14 PM »
Quote
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3. Your country\'s flag is not a car decoration


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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2002, 04:15:22 PM »
Lots of ppl from the islands,mexico, south and central america display their flags on their vehicles here in the states.
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2002, 04:20:03 PM »
Well, then you should add a sentence to those list of american groups, both blacks and whites:

The noun/adjective SPANISH is only referred for/to people that has born and live in SPAIN. Speak about "spanish people" of Mexico and South America is the same that to call a USA resident with the noun of "japanese".

They are LATINS, but not spaniards.

PD: and notice I like all latins, right PSXXX? :)
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2002, 04:27:35 PM »
ahh christ..It was just a copy and paste..shit
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2002, 12:06:36 AM »
hahahaha @ luckee..

adan, calm down man, it was just harmless fun, like he said "copy paste", he didnt mean anything by it.
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2002, 12:18:23 AM »
how could you be so insensitive luckee?  I\'m so outraged by this.  Looks like this thread has offended someone, time to delete it  :)
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2002, 01:06:28 AM »
This thread makes baby Jesus cry.

This thread also makes baby Gohan chuckle and spit up on mommy gohan\'s nipple.

This thread makes baby omen yearn for baby boy vagina. (Which in the vatican is known as "First day jitters")
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2002, 01:09:57 AM »
Adan, you\'re hella annoying
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2002, 01:20:55 AM »
dude, you don\'t know Adan, thus don\'t make comments like that.  He\'s a pretty well liked guy, so you\'ll probably gt flamed for that comment.
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2002, 01:32:07 AM »
He could mean in this thread or in threads he has seen adan post in. It\'s perfectly valid for him to find him annoying in posts if he is so being annoyed correct? :D
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2002, 02:12:03 AM »
well if he finds Adan to be annoying he could say that he himself thinks that Adan is acting in an annoying fashion.  However he said that Adan is annoying.  Meaning that it\'s not an isolated impression, but instead is a concenus.  :D
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2002, 02:13:38 AM »
either way, it stands that apparently he finds adan annoying :)
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A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.-George Washington
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