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Offline luckee
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Ahahahahaha...Man slashed in fight over who has hairiest ass
« on: November 16, 2002, 01:59:06 AM »
Man Slashed In Fight Over Who Has Hairiest Buttocks
Victim Cut In Head During Argument
Posted: 9:11 a.m. EST November 15, 2002
Updated: 9:20 a.m. EST November 15, 2002
MANSFIELD TOWNSHIP, N.J. -- A fight between friends over who had the hairiest buttocks landed one of them in the hospital and the
other in jail, according to police.

Police in Mansfield Township, N.J., said Emmanuel Nieves and Erik Saporito were talking with friends Wednesday about their buttocks
when the conversation became heated.

Nieves got so upset, he allegedly pulled a knife and slashed Saporito on the head. Saporito is in good condition after being treated at a
Hackettstown hospital.

Nieves is being held on $25,000 bond.

Charges include aggravated assault, terroristic threats, weapons offenses and criminal mischief.



http://www.local6.com/orlpn/news/stories/news-178798320021115-081102.html
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2002, 02:05:27 AM »
meh, they\'re from Jersey, what do you expect?
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2002, 02:07:34 AM »
I bet alchohol lead to this :D

DOnt you love the name of the hospital?
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2002, 02:13:50 AM »
something makes me think that he didn\'t leave the hospital with all the extremeties that he went in with.
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2002, 03:13:44 AM »
My ass is hairy.
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2002, 05:12:20 AM »
uhhhh shut up or I\'ll cut you!... I dunno where that came from.. :)
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2002, 05:55:42 AM »
I think Clyde would win the psx2central hairy ass contest.
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2002, 05:58:46 AM »
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I dunno where that came from.. :)
Your ass is more hairy than mine?
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2002, 08:21:56 AM »
My ass is as hairless as a baby\'s. That\'s why I always try REALLY hard to stay out of prison. I would not last 15 minutes.
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2002, 09:04:08 AM »
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meh, they\'re from Jersey, what do you expect?


Bah screw you. Jersey isn\'t that.........oh shit, your right.
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2002, 11:01:37 AM »
What a serious reason to slash someone.
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