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Offline luckee
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This blonde ordered a "710"?....
« on: November 16, 2002, 06:40:52 PM »
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked

at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,

I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and

asked Her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle

and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to

another car which had the hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on

this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

This is what she wanted
http://photos.napalm.net/710.jpg
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2002, 07:07:44 PM »
DId you post this here before or did I just see it somewhere else?

I wouldn\'t doubt it though.  People are stupid.
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2002, 07:07:52 PM »
I didn\'t click the link but I heard this joke years ago...  funny

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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2002, 07:29:51 PM »
I heard the one about an old lady phoning all the car parts shop in her city trying to order a part for a "28 ounce" car.

After several calls to shops who knew nothing about what she was talking about, she finally got one person who habitually wrote down everything he heard from callers. At first he was confused about "28 ounce" car.

Then he realized she was talking about a 280Z. :D
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2002, 12:14:34 AM »
damn this old, and i also believe it was u who posted it some 4 months ago.
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2002, 12:18:06 AM »
I was afraid it was another \'loser\' prank...

Its pretty funny, though I wouldn\'t doubt that there are dumbasses out there.

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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2002, 12:18:54 AM »
I know it was posted in some of my car modding forums a long time ago.

I think luckee should change his name to lazerus because most of his stuff as of late has risin from the dead. ;)

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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2002, 03:06:29 AM »
I haven\'t seen that before, pretty funny.

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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2002, 07:51:15 AM »
You posted this before numbnuts.
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2002, 11:55:42 AM »
lol, i remeber this, i really found it funny b4, still do now
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