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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2002, 03:15:07 PM »
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Do you see her boobies? :)


ok...now I have to watch it again....... :)  I dont think so I think it is just Bra and PAnites.......  they have been showing it on Comedy Central (VERY edited tho...bunch of pansys!)


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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2002, 04:19:16 PM »
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ok...now I have to watch it again....... :)  I dont think so I think it is just Bra and PAnites.......  they have been showing it on Comedy Central (VERY edited tho...bunch of pansys!)


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« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2002, 04:23:58 PM »
Id take Sandra Ramirez over any of em. Though most people dont even know who she is.
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« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2002, 04:28:00 PM »
Pics?
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« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2002, 05:28:44 PM »
GmanJoe> that first pic is from the movie From Dusk till dawn.


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« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2002, 07:37:38 PM »
here is a pic from Dogma




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« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2002, 07:49:44 PM »
Hot girls waering glasses and pig tails or business clothes really turn me on :facelick:

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« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2002, 09:52:31 PM »
Yeah, I loved her boobies in Dogma. She\'s a decent actor from what I hear too.

BTW: Dogma wasn\'t really a spoof on the Catholic religeon ~per sey~.. it actually had a message to convey to it\'s audience. He just used comedy because it\'s his style, and it makes the pill a little easier to swallow. Kevin Smith a Catholic after all, and Dogma\'s Catholic humor was partly inspired by Sam Kinnison - an Ex-Evangelist turned stand up comic. Some of those points just HAD to be raised.. we enshrine those religeous figures as being better than ourselves.. but I mean.. they WERE just people, after all. I\'m sure Joseph of Aramathea\'s shit stank just as much as mine does.

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Talk about a test of the guy\'s faith man... Cause you know he had to be working next to some d*ckheads going "Oh yeah, hey Joseph.. how\'s the son of God? *Snicker Snicker*"  "Shut.. oh SHUT UP!!! You don\'t know what I go thru at work honey!! Not sayin yer lying or anything.. you jus don\'t know what people put me through.

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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2002, 11:51:19 PM »
Well, I wouldn\'t say no.
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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2002, 01:28:23 AM »
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Pics?


I cant find any pics of Sandra anywhere. I know there has got to be some out there somewhere. Let me know if you can come across some.
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2002, 07:25:30 AM »
That second pic is from Dusk Til Dawn.  Not Dogma  :)

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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2002, 08:11:48 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2002, 10:37:46 AM »
Secodn page needs a picture. :p



Look at those curves! J.Lo may have a nice ass....but Salma has a NICER ass! :D
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« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2002, 01:05:01 PM »
I\'d hit it, and hard :D
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« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2002, 03:49:50 PM »





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