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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: November 21, 2002, 02:10:32 PM »
http://www.clubhonda.com/6/ubb.x?a=tpc&s=316602881&f=175606891&m=6206055261

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Civic owner wants to race a Grand National. He is led to believe that the Grand National has only 110 horse power. :p He takes the challenge. :laughing:
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2002, 02:15:55 PM »
He\'s gonna get raped up the ass.
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2002, 02:20:58 PM »
Good god I\'d love to see that race.  What a moron.
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2002, 02:35:27 PM »
True dat. That guy just lost 200 bucks that he could have put in his shitty car :)
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2002, 02:55:09 PM »
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True dat. That guy just lost 200 bucks that he could have put in his shitty car :)


Not just $200. And I quote

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the race is for 200 bucks and a part off the other persons car.[/i]


He\'s gonna lose a piece of his car. :laughing:
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2002, 02:58:08 PM »
ROFLMFAO!!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2002, 03:20:28 PM »
I\'d take the steering wheel, or the engine :laughing:
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2002, 03:43:33 PM »
Grand National? What car is that?
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2002, 03:45:53 PM »
Damn, that WAS the fastest production car in the US that year.  Even beat the vette.  I remember wanting one of those so bad...  Instead I had an 86 Mustang SVO which suprised the hell out of some IROC\'s being it was only a 4 cyl turbo...  I still miss that car.
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2002, 03:47:18 PM »
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Grand National? What car is that?


You are joking right?  Think of a Monte Carlo SS with a V6 Turbo in it.  It was the king back in its day (1986/87).  Oh it was a Buick to boot. ;)
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2002, 03:57:22 PM »
The guy is getting raped by this :D

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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2002, 04:04:25 PM »
lol, there\'s a bunch of kids in my neighborhood that own civics with the fart pipe exhausts, tons of stickers, ground effect body kits,  those clear taillights, a 2 foot spoiler (thats sheet metal, not even the same color as the body) and think thier cool

makes me laugh, cause i  beat them with my wrangler, and all those BS addons didnt seem so fast anymore

/me shrugs

" a fool and his money are soon parted" is the moral of this thread
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« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2002, 07:23:06 PM »
Grand Nationals, even today, are feared by a lot of people. Those cars can easily do 13s all day...slightly tweaked. A seriously modded on will do high 10s all day. They are among the few American "muscles cars" to have turbos.

The ass raping of this ricer will be legendary. :p

I\'ll be surprised to find a Grand National for sale under $10,000. These are rare cars.
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« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2002, 07:58:17 PM »
Oh my what an idiot.... There goes his exhaust!
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« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2002, 08:13:54 PM »
I am in shock..nuff said.
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