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Offline Magoo
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« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2002, 08:27:50 PM »
hahahah   I\'m in tears
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« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2002, 08:49:14 PM »
He backed out of the race.
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« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2002, 09:14:58 PM »
Damn... I was hoping he would race.  I wanted to see it.
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« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2002, 08:16:17 AM »
When you said he raced the Grand National I thought you mean\'t he entered it in the horse race Grand National.
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« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2002, 08:26:29 AM »
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Grand Nationals, even today, are feared by a lot of people. Those cars can easily do 13s all day...slightly tweaked. A seriously modded on will do high 10s all day. They are among the few American "muscles cars" to have turbos.

The ass raping of this ricer will be legendary. :p

I\'ll be surprised to find a Grand National for sale under $10,000. These are rare cars.


I have to agree, the GN was/is a true mans car.  Even for being automatic those things would burn rubber just by flooring it.
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« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2002, 08:47:15 AM »
And you dont even have to go WOT to spin them. Damn torque monsters. ONly thing better than a grand national is the GNX. Basically the same car..better suspension, upgrade turbo..seats..etc..etc.
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« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2002, 10:49:10 AM »
Oh I had forgotten about that version... damn dude, I haven\'t seen a GN in years.
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« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2002, 10:52:18 AM »
It\'s my goal this lifetime to get at least a GN, I really want a GNX, I just dont think they are worth the 30k I have seen them reach.

I know they were limited production and all, but damn.
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« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2002, 12:36:22 PM »
was that a grand national or monte carlo in the movie "training day" cause i want one of those bad boys
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« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2002, 12:43:56 PM »
Uh wasn\'t that a Regal?  Or maybe a regular monte... definitely not a GN or a Monte SS.
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« Reply #25 on: November 22, 2002, 01:40:30 PM »
That was a 78 or 79 Monte Carlo in Training Day, and yes, they can be very pimp.
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« Reply #26 on: November 22, 2002, 02:23:33 PM »
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I\'ll be surprised to find a Grand National for sale under $10,000. These are rare cars.


OWNED. 9000 bucks :D Now your suprised :) http://www.cars-on-line.com/85grandnat7437.html
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« Reply #27 on: November 22, 2002, 02:28:34 PM »
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lol, there\'s a bunch of kids in my neighborhood that own civics with the fart pipe exhausts, tons of stickers, ground effect body kits,  those clear taillights, a 2 foot spoiler (thats sheet metal, not even the same color as the body) and think thier cool

makes me laugh, cause i  beat them with my wrangler, and all those BS addons didnt seem so fast anymore

/me shrugs

" a fool and his money are soon parted" is the moral of this thread


I\'m going to buy a 92 Camaro Z28 (I hope). If I hear one of those kids that tricks out their Honda\'s and say they are so cool with this or that, I\'ll challenge them to a race. You can\'t beat American sports cars. Stock, they\'d rape a Civic suped up.
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« Reply #28 on: November 22, 2002, 02:29:55 PM »
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ONly thing better than a grand national is the GNX. Basically the same car..better suspension, upgrade turbo..seats..etc..etc.


What about a TTA? Same engine, lighter car, also more sportier looking.
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« Reply #29 on: November 22, 2002, 03:36:30 PM »
But they didnt have ASC/McLaren touches :D PLus I think the GNX\'s had a little more hp over the TA\'s.
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