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« on: November 25, 2002, 07:25:30 PM »
I just saw something on FOX 10 o clock news that Elvis faked his death and changed his name. Someone saw a phsyciatrist and claimed that he was Elvis. Apparently Elvis couldn\'t deal with the pressure so he made a wax dummy, made a refridgeration unit in his coffin and thats why there were like 10 pallbearers. I don\'t believe it until the DNA results come through tomorrow. I\'ll try and find a link and link you guys up. I\'m only posting you to all debate it. The DNA results will be in tomorrow and I\'ll find the link.
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2002, 07:28:38 PM »
WTF?

Your trying to tell me Elvis is still alive? Please... Thats old news...
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2002, 07:31:28 PM »
Like I said, someone came forward and they are doing DNA tests. I myself don\'t believe this because there are plenty of nuts that say they are Elvis. Its\' probably a hoax. I forgot to mention, they also said that his cousin came forward and said that he faked his death. Anyway, who knows, I\'ll find out tomorrow. It will be all over the news anyway if it is him.
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2002, 07:51:40 PM »
Wow this is INSANE news!!!!  FOX is so credible that they also reported how Aliens were getting autopsies from weird camera angles and that the moon landing was all staged.  I can\'t wait to see what they reveal next!
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2002, 08:09:39 PM »
This is fun.
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2002, 08:56:51 PM »
If he couldn\'t deal with the pressure to begin with, why the hell come foward after faking his death?  He\'d get even more pressure put on him.

Elvis is dead, why can\'t people live with that.
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2002, 09:45:14 PM »
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Elvis is dead, why can\'t people live with that.


No he\'s not, he lives in my freezer.
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2002, 12:09:29 AM »
elvis-cicle
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2002, 02:38:18 AM »
Next week on Fox we send a Reporter to follow Buzz Aldren around for a whole week while he shouts 24/7

"ha ha the moon landings were fake "

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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2002, 09:57:44 AM »
I ve read a year ago in a magazine that Elvis faked his death and that he was a member of a secret service(FBI?CIA?Cant remember)
Oh well who knows?Other claim he was somekind of a holy man or something(something like Christ) and worship him(:laughing:Stupid people)  other claim he is an Alien or something like that and others.....NAH!!BS!!
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2002, 10:26:55 AM »
I have the film, and you can see him at his own funeral, plus he signed his own death certificate, believe what you will.
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2002, 11:49:30 AM »
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I have the film, and you can see him at his own funeral, plus he signed his own death certificate, believe what you will.


Can u post something from it?
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2002, 11:57:14 AM »
Yes, Elvis is surely alive. He plays poker with Hendrix, Lennon, and Cobain every Thursday night. :D
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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2002, 11:58:26 AM »
I haven\'t seen it in ages, but the main thing was the hand writing on the death cert, it was later verified that the hand writing was Elvis\'s, so he wrote his own death cert. Plus there is a segment were you see him behind a window at his funeral, clear as day, I didn\'t believe till I saw this footage.
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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2002, 12:24:26 PM »
rofl, man heat i gotta see this footage.. sounds great
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