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Offline CHIZZY

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chizzy\'s boo-boo...
« on: November 27, 2002, 06:40:02 PM »
Well, since i haven\'t started a thread in a while, I thought I\'d tell you about my f*cked-up day.

Starts out waiting for the bus in front of my house (don\'t start, my GF works a lot farther away than I do....)  and after a nice, fluffy white snow overnite- it\'s a beautiful ( if cold) morning.

So I\'m minding my own business, when something catches the corner of my eye... I look to my left, and 10 metres away is a car doing 360\'s, going about 45 MPH headed right for me! I dove out of the way, and the car smashes into a lightpole 4 feet away from me, blowing out all the glass and bending the car in half. The streetlight part fell, smashing into pieces all around me. The chick (wouldn\'t you know it) is all messed up \'cos her head broke the window, and is hysterical. So I help her out, blah, blah, blah.

Long story short- The cops come harrass ME! asking for my ID and stuff, my bus rolls by me \'cos the stupid-ass bus driver is gawking at the accident. I then run to work. (2.7 miles, 17 minutes, thank you.)

Then I notice that my left thumb hurts where I jabbed it with a sharp piece of dirty scrap jewelry from a pawn shop in Alabama on Monday. Well guess what- my thumb is oozing green pus and feels like I hit it with a hammer.Over the course of a day it has doubled in size. A nice little infection from god-knows-what. F*CK!

well, enough babbling. How was your day?
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2002, 06:41:56 PM »
Holy cow, your girlfriend works a lot further than you do?
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2002, 06:47:32 PM »
\'sup, tamayter?

the same GF that cracked up my truck that she drives to work.


F*CK, i need to get the hell out of Dodge.
Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2002, 06:51:13 PM »
at least ur penis isnt infected
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2002, 06:52:31 PM »
true dat.  You\'ve always got that for ya.

Wait, how do you know his penis isn\'t infected?
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2002, 06:58:12 PM »
LOL @ this thread

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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2002, 07:01:05 PM »
/me waves his wang at the noob and goes out drinking....
Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2002, 07:01:42 PM »
Wait a sec...  I forgot to rag on you for having to take the bus.....

LLLLaaaaahhhhhhOOOOooooOOoooOOooOOOoozzzeeeeerrrrrrrrRRR!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2002, 07:17:19 PM »
What\'s sadder is that you\'re old enough to drink and still ride the bus.

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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2002, 07:55:40 PM »
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Originally posted by Magoo
What\'s sadder is that you\'re old enough to drink and still ride the bus.


Didnt you read the story?.... his Girlfriend works a lot farther away from him.


Now... why he didnt take the truck and make her ride the bus is beyond me...
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2002, 07:59:00 PM »
He is probably a gentleman... :D :nerd:

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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2002, 11:57:35 PM »
man Chizz your f*cking pathetic...

p.s. your probably gonna have to have your thumb amputated and if you do can i have it?
Helloski.

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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2002, 04:42:55 AM »
How come you get all the cool stuff Luke?
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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2002, 05:57:34 AM »
Are you the one that hurt your eye or head at school accouple of months ago?

If so your one clumsy bugger.

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« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2002, 05:59:40 AM »
Dude, chizz is a rock star in his mid 20s...

That was blades I think....


BTW, I like your avatar much better now.
I wear a necklace now because I like to know when I\'m upside down.
 kopking: \"i really think that i how that guy os on he weekend\"
TheOmen speaking of women: \"they\'re good at what they do, for what they are.\"
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