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Offline Bobs_Hardware

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« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2002, 05:30:07 AM »
That\'s not my breast...

I have nipples on my ass.
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« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2002, 04:45:30 PM »
now thats just... i mean helll... i say some messed up stuff.. but..

ok i need to go sit down
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« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2002, 04:50:37 PM »
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That\'s my nipple.


Thats a big nipple ;)
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« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2002, 05:18:43 PM »
Cheer up, Vapor. You got a girl.. FRIEND . :laughing:

Eh, women are over-rated. Masturbate a lot and you get the same benefits, minus the drawbacks of having to listen to their so called "opinions".
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« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2002, 07:14:13 PM »
Masturbation feels different from sex, you don\'t get any of the warmth... Or sweaty yucky feeling after. ;)
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« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2002, 07:21:27 PM »
that\'s why you masturbate with pudding, preferably pastachio
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« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2002, 07:24:22 PM »
*takes out note pad and writes the pointers down*
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« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2002, 07:29:38 PM »
Or pubes in your teeth..Or STD\'s..Or...Yeah, it\'s a lot different. Not to mention, I know how to please myself better than any woman.
:D

Oh and use Ben-Gay or any other cream that is suppose to stimulate warmth on sore muscles and you\'ll get that warmth you\'re talking about.
;)
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« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2002, 08:01:46 PM »
Oh god.  This thread has gone to bloody hell.
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« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2002, 08:06:15 PM »
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Oh and use Ben-Gay or any other cream that is suppose to stimulate warmth on sore muscles and you\'ll get that warmth you\'re talking about.
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Icy-Hot? :)
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« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2002, 08:46:31 PM »
L-I-C.. you should change your title from "Defender of 2D!" to "Defender of Masturbation!"
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« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2002, 09:28:15 PM »
ever get a BJ with ice?  it\'s quite pleasing...
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« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2002, 09:32:41 PM »
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ever get a BJ with ice?  it\'s quite pleasing...


I can recommend being on the receiving end of that.  Another thing is when you perform on a woman try using a cherry flavored popsicle...  :D
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« Reply #43 on: December 01, 2002, 10:49:38 PM »
*covers his virgin ears*
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« Reply #44 on: December 01, 2002, 10:59:23 PM »
/me rapes Vapor in his virgin ear
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