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Offline Samwise
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« Reply #45 on: December 02, 2002, 01:20:08 AM »
Lol LIC, you\'re my new hero. :D
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« Reply #46 on: December 02, 2002, 08:20:12 AM »
I hope SirMystiq\'s girlfriend doesn\'t read this thread, otherwise she will be his ex-girlfriend.
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« Reply #47 on: December 02, 2002, 09:45:31 AM »
If you all are going to insisit on getting laid at least do it right. Butter-pecan ice cream and oral sex.
SHeesh!
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« Reply #48 on: December 02, 2002, 01:15:45 PM »
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Or pubes in your teeth..Or STD\'s..Or...Yeah, it\'s a lot different. Not to mention, I know how to please myself better than any woman.
:D

Oh and use Ben-Gay or any other cream that is suppose to stimulate warmth on sore muscles and you\'ll get that warmth you\'re talking about.
;)


You could also masterbate on an electric blanket (watch out for the heater ;) ). Or you can stick you hands in gloves. You get warmth from those. Then quickly put the cream on. Then away you go :) You could also stick you hands down your pants for a while. You might get tempted to whack off but fight the urges. If you leave them there, they\'d be very warm :)
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« Reply #49 on: December 02, 2002, 05:05:52 PM »
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/me rapes Vapor in his virgin ear


^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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quote:Originally posted by theomen
ever get a BJ with ice? it\'s quite pleasing...

I can recommend being on the receiving end of that. Another thing is when you perform on a woman try using a cherry flavored popsicle...



^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Kurt Angle  I hope SirMystiq\'s girlfriend doesn\'t read this thread, otherwise she will be his ex-girlfriend.



^^ tru dat, but sometimes my friends be sayin some gay crap, like one of them told her "i miss my daniel, y did you take him away from me?" he said she laughed but haha i would kill them bastards if one day she asked me if i was gay.
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« Reply #50 on: December 02, 2002, 05:20:42 PM »
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ever get a BJ with ice?  it\'s quite pleasing...


No, but I\'ve had a PB&J with an ice cold coke.


Doh, over course I\'ve had a BJ on ice.  Shit, I\'ve been to college.
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« Reply #51 on: December 02, 2002, 05:26:26 PM »
* i cant wait till college!!!!
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« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2002, 06:33:20 PM »
community college...
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« Reply #53 on: December 02, 2002, 06:36:11 PM »
^^^^^^

that one hurt
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« Reply #54 on: December 02, 2002, 06:39:56 PM »
i love u
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« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2002, 03:13:42 AM »
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« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2002, 05:41:11 AM »
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^^ tru dat, but sometimes my friends be sayin some gay crap, like one of them told her "i miss my daniel, y did you take him away from me?" he said she laughed but haha i would kill them bastards if one day she asked me if i was gay.
Don\'t be so insecure, I\'m sure she knows you\'re not gay* since you\'re with her. :)

*Unless you really are secretly gay. Nothing wrong with that.
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« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2002, 10:48:19 AM »
fatson, thats just sooo damn wrong




* i do know ur joking*

but expecting some tasty women, not that thing
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« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2002, 01:30:48 PM »
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Dis is my girl, yo!

http://www.nicolebass.com/photos/nicole38.jpg


I\'d hit it :)


Seriously though, I wouldn\'t. I\'m not that desperate ;)
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« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2002, 04:34:15 PM »
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Don\'t be so insecure, I\'m sure she knows you\'re not gay* since you\'re with her. :)

*Unless you really are secretly gay. Nothing wrong with that.



hahahahahaha yep, i think she knows, im not gay...hopefully
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