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Offline GmanJoe

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Cats suck.
« on: December 06, 2002, 06:44:23 AM »


They are Satan\'s minions unleashed to the surface world so that he may watch us through the "Cats\' Eyes"!!! :sconf: :eek:

But they do make tasty Chinese food. ;)
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2002, 06:45:29 AM »
We\'ve already had the cats suck debate GMan ;)

And if that hasn\'t been photoshopped, it\'s quite cruel.

Yet funny.  :)
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2002, 06:48:52 AM »
I second that Gman... cats suck.  I inherited one when I got married.  Little bastard.
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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2002, 06:58:12 AM »
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We\'ve already had the cats suck debate GMan ;)

And if that hasn\'t been photoshopped, it\'s quite cruel.

Yet funny.  :)


Mehehehe! Cats like to trip people at the top of stairs. ;)

Plus....they be eeeevil! :D
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2002, 07:00:02 AM »
I find dogs trip me more often.  Just not at the top of stairs.  :)
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2002, 07:02:42 AM »
My dog pulled the covers off of me this morning. Quite unusual.

When I looked at him, I heard a noise outside.

It was snowing. He likes snow. :D

Snow had slid off the roof and landed on the snow covered lawn.

Cats....they\'ll just smother my face in my sleep and steal my breath. ;)
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2002, 07:11:12 AM »
My GF has a new kitten. they learn to be evil at a very young age. He scratched my neck. I was bleeding for ages. Evil little bastard.  I woulda shaved the little bastard if my gf wasn\'t there.. That\'ll teach him.. grrrrrr
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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2002, 07:35:53 AM »
yeah , that picture is a fake

the head and paws are far too big to belong to that cat.

and seeing thats a Short haired Domestic Tabby the chances of that picture being real are 0.
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2002, 07:40:23 AM »
ROFLMFAO!!!!

That was funny.

Every time you masterbate, G0d kills a kitten, Lets all help G0d!
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2002, 07:42:35 AM »
here..i hope this works.

see the green Circle ?

that shows were the haired cat\'s neck was poorly removed with point shop.

so the Original haired cat must have been standing side (perhaps at a 45 degree angle) on while looking at the camera.
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2002, 07:59:29 AM »
Good job detective, now if we can only find out who killed Mr. green in the library..;)
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Are you insane! I love her character, she stays.
\"The only thing loves done is put you in this position, I say kill her off!\"
Yeah, but you say a lot of things..
and how does that work....  You\'re a bicycle..

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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2002, 08:03:56 AM »
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Good job detective, now if we can only find out who killed Mr. green in the library..;)


i work for the SSPCA = Scottish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

so i know my Cat\'s and Dog\'s and Small animals ;)
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2002, 08:09:46 AM »
But the body it was cropped to, it\'s still a cat\'s. And that\'s all the matters! MWAHAHAHAHA! :D

Frankencat! ;)
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2002, 09:08:44 AM »
Did someone say Kitten?

I love shaved p*ssy......
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2002, 09:16:32 AM »
Don\'t get me started on cats, especially living next door to a family who own about 8 or 9 of the things. Every night without fail, she chucks them out into the front garden where they immediately proceed to *ahem* get some "kitty lovin\'". Have you ever heard the god-awful din that 9 sex starved cats make???

It sounds like babies crying. If I ever get my hands on one of them, I\'ll wring it\'s bleeding neck.
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