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Offline Skyrider666
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« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2002, 04:17:22 PM »
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That\'s probably one of the reasons why I don\'t like them


Not the cats fault???
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« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2002, 04:26:39 PM »
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Dogs=no friends


Dogs ="Yes, of course I\'ll fetch the stick if you throw it, I know what loyalty means"

Cats ="You threw the f\'king stick, you go for it yourself..... And another thing, isn\'t it about time you fed me?"



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Not the cats fault???


No, but it still doesn\'t change the fact that I don\'t like them.
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« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2002, 04:35:35 PM »
Cats can take care of them selves.. They don’t need you to go picking up their turds after they take a dump. They can also hunt if they get hungry (mine might be a little too old for that, but he used to hunt birds.).

I like cats because they are independent they will also become your friend if they like you.
My cat likes me, thank god :)
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« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2002, 04:42:22 PM »
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My cat likes me, thank god :)


MWAHAHAHA! Of course cats AND dogs can take care of themselves. Dogs need a little more bonding and training, like children. But the rewards are enormous!

Dogs are now being trained to sniff for malignant skin cancer!

Not that my dog can do that....he just get the newspaper (it\'s large enough to fit in his mouth) and slippers and shoes....sometimes the wrong pair. :p
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« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2002, 04:49:47 PM »
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MWAHAHAHA! Of course cats AND dogs can take care of themselves. Dogs need a little more bonding and training, like children. But the rewards are enormous!
 


Tssssss.. Cats come with a automatic "I can take care of myself" package.. Cats > Dogs.

My pet is better than yours!! WÄh wäh wäh!

I don’t like dogs ever since I saw two male dogs having gay sex. :crap:

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« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2002, 04:57:28 PM »
BAH! You\'re just lazy! :)
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« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2002, 06:05:57 PM »
What fastson doesn\'t know is that one of those dogs was me.
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« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2002, 06:31:49 PM »
I have a cat and the thing is so annoying. He not only wakes me up in the morning to his whining, he jumps on me (I throw him off and we battle for like 30mins straight) the damn thing pukes (i stepped in his puke today. It was sick. Reeked of tunafish), he stratches, bites and shit like that. Parakeets are good pets. You just have to feed and clean......actually, any pet that you need to clean and feed isn\'t worth owning ;) . When I get into hunting (if I ever), I\'ll probably buy a dog. They are cool :D
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« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2002, 01:21:01 AM »
Pfft, cats r0x0r. ;)

I like cats and dogs equally, but I do think that cats have a certain elegance to them... dogs can be just plain stupid sometimes. I guess that\'s just the price for blind loyality. :)
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« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2002, 11:35:48 AM »
im surprised luke hasnt come in here and ripped you guys a new a-hole for making fun of cats he loves \'em
i consider myself a pussy cat sort of guy pussy pussy pussy all the time i cant get enough of \'em
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« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2002, 11:42:21 AM »
^^ You are talking about cats, right?
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« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2002, 11:46:24 AM »
well of course we\'re not allowed to use the word pussy when we\'re talking about pussy we\'re only allowed to use it when talking about cats
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« Reply #42 on: December 07, 2002, 11:51:37 AM »
You just used pussy to describe pussy :D
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« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2002, 01:50:32 AM »
You\'re both pussies.
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« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2002, 10:13:07 AM »
Well, we gave mum the cat today, and it is the nicest cat you\'ll ever see, I don\'t like them but it is a lovely animal, it slept on my head while I was asleep on the sofa I\'m even thinking about getting one.
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