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Offline videoholic

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« on: December 07, 2002, 12:06:51 PM »
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SEX MATHEMATICS !!
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This is pretty clever how it works out.
DON\'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST
It takes less than a minute...
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don\'t read the bottom until you\'ve worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it\'s fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 - I\'ll wait while you get the calculator....

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752....If you haven\'t, add 1751....

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

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The first digit of this was your original number (how many times you want to have sex each week).

The next two numbers are ..........

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2002, 12:11:36 PM »
IT F\'KING IS AS WELL!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2002, 12:25:58 PM »
Yeah, it worked for me.  It doesn\'t have to really be sex though.  You could make it how many times a week you drink milk.  That way the other half of you can take part.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2002, 12:32:59 PM by videoholic »
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2002, 12:31:53 PM »
hehe, it worked :D
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Re: A little Mathematics
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2002, 12:35:04 PM »
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Originally posted by Videoholic
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752....If you haven\'t, add 1751....

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK
Make the 1752 a 1753 and the 1751 a 1752 and it will work in 2003.

I AM A MATHEMATICAL GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2002, 12:38:58 PM »
very true.  But the statement is still true that this formula will only work this year.
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2002, 01:12:56 PM »
I will take your word for it.

*I am crap at maths!*
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2002, 02:31:34 PM »
And you are even worse at using a calculator.
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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2002, 03:34:31 PM »
cool. :D
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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2002, 03:36:27 PM »
I got 1015. It doesn\'t work unless you say the first two digits were the origional # and last two digits are my age. Then it would work for me. Wait. It said under 10. God dammit :mad:
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2002, 06:56:24 PM »
It works! :eek: :eek: :eek:

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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2002, 09:53:09 PM »
*is amazed*
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2002, 01:53:32 AM »
Works.

I wonder where did u get that.
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2002, 06:28:20 AM »
I figured it out in my off time.
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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2002, 08:12:01 AM »
Its smart
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