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« on: December 08, 2002, 12:51:17 PM »
Theomen inspired me on this one:D

My inspiration.Theomen\'s post
« Last Edit: December 08, 2002, 12:54:39 PM by Unicron! »

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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2002, 01:32:19 PM »
Well, its very small, technically called a micropenis
Get a new rule book

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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2002, 01:55:53 PM »
I\'m hung like a gebil, but at least it helps with my covert rapings, no one even knows I\'ve been there...

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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2002, 04:33:29 PM »
I know, I didnt have a clue!
Get a new rule book

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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2002, 06:02:12 PM »
....and i thought my ass was just really itchy that day......

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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2002, 06:09:20 PM »
5 replies in 5 hours...maybe it isn\'t as good of a topic starter as you thought :p
.::§hockwave§::.

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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2002, 06:39:34 PM »
bah!  My penis deserves more than 6 replies!  I bet if it were a thread about Sammy\'s wanger it would have at least 15 replies by now.

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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2002, 06:52:01 PM »
Did someone say penis?

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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2002, 07:32:53 PM »
r there any gay/lesbian/bi/trans in this forums!? im just wondering........
Don\'t try to confuse me with what you call  facts, my mind is already made up.

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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2002, 07:41:04 PM »
why you lookin for a date
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2002, 07:42:22 PM »
hahahahah noooooo im just asking, but I FORGOT TO TELL YALL SOMETHING!!! IMA MAKE A NEW TOPIC BOUT IT!!
Don\'t try to confuse me with what you call  facts, my mind is already made up.

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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2002, 09:01:08 PM »
They had a dude on lovelines tonight with a penis 1.5 inches fully erect.  

I was going to rag on the guy here, but that would make omen look even worse.
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2002, 09:14:04 PM »
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Did someone say penis?


Can\'t get the chick, so you\'re going after the [penis] (am I allowed to say it?)?

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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2002, 09:38:17 PM »
Bah...

A few months ago I made a thread about Luckee\'s penis and it was deleted within 15 minutes... :(

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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2002, 10:45:56 PM »
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Originally posted by The Stapler


Can\'t get the chick, so you\'re going after the [penis] (am I allowed to say it?)?


You sir, want to die.

 

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