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Offline SirMystiq

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« on: December 08, 2002, 07:54:03 PM »
well i gotta story to share, some of you will laugh, others will cry, others will say "ive been there buddy"

last week it was the time during classes, i wuz wit my girlfriend, and this girl came up to me and handed me this letter. Shes like here someone asked me to give you this, den i got this feeling, i dont know what it was, but i did and i asked her "is it from a girl?" but she didnt answer. my girl looked at me kinda jealous, shes like "woa look at dat" so i put d letter in my pocket. we walked to class, and i kept lookin at d letter, i told my girlfriend "its from a guy" just playin around, and shes like "ohh yeah it looks very girly" in dat tone of voice girls get when theyre jealous. i got into the classroom, took out the letter and started reading it ima write what i remember

HEY DANIEL;

hey, how are you? I know this is weird cuz you dont know me and i dont know you. but ive seen you in the hallways and youre really cute. you remind me of my exboyfriend, and i tought it would be awesome talking to you.

and then the shockin part.....

in case you havent figured it out, im a guy. im not questioning wether your gay or bi.

and thats when i stoped readin. im kinda scared now, i have no idea who she/him/it  is so im scared to "bump" in to him. i wanted to throw it away but i didnt cuz i wanted to show my girlfriend what it said, so she woulnt think im keepin secrets from her. she read it laughed and threw it away.

i dont know wuts up in my school, theres alot of gay guys admitting their gay now, its like this club for gays called G.A.S.P. (gay and straight people) but its all gay people in there. and they recently had an announcement about "homophobia" in my school. now a crap load of gays are "revealing" themselves. im kinda scared. hahaha but as long as not one of em tryes to mess wit me or else i woulnt know wut to do xcept run.
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2002, 08:05:30 PM »
I don\'t see a problem. No line\'s was crossed. Find out who it is - explain to them you are hetrosexual and that you did not take offense in it and the problem is solved. However, I have the feeling that you are now goin\' to freak out and think that the "queers" are goin\' to try and rape you or some nonsense....
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2002, 08:10:06 PM »
well no im not freaked out, i am pretty damn sexy.....hahahahahaha.....im playin you guys..

newayz, i think he did cross d line, i woulnt have a problem if he hadnt said that i reminded him of his x boyfriend and dat im really cute. I have no idea who he is, no on will tell me, d girl dat gave me d letter is just like, well do you want to talk to him or no?!
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2002, 08:49:19 PM »
Maybe you have a "gay vibe"that he\'s picking up on. :-)
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2002, 08:55:41 PM »
maybe hes attractied to to the fact that you type your words so it sounds like youre from the ghetto
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2002, 09:15:35 PM »
Do what LIC said. Just tell him you\'re straight, just don\'t let your boys find out. They\'ll have a field day.
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2002, 10:49:26 PM »
I say go for it.  Don\'t be so closed-minded.
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2002, 11:34:50 PM »
dude I always take it as a compliment when I\'m hit on by gay guys.  When I was doing the model stuff I got hit on quite a bit, it was partially my own fault because I joke around alot with the guys and they thought I was flirting, but after I let them know I was dig\'n the vagina and was anti-penis, all was cool.
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2002, 11:57:51 PM »
I\'m sorry Daniel, I didn\'t know I\'d offend you with that letter.
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2002, 11:59:53 PM »
..yeah......never ran into anything like that..


omen=niners suck!


Raiders own the bay area!!
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2002, 12:02:59 AM »
lol @THX
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2002, 12:06:18 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by TheGR81



omen=niners suck!


Raiders own the bay area!!


*cracks knuckles*

Omen, you wanna handle this one?
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2002, 12:09:59 AM »
i say we double team him like a gay porn.
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« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2002, 12:12:22 AM »
Yeah If I had madden, the black and white would anal rape the 9ers and their city full of gays.


If any of you have 2k3, bring it on.
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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2002, 12:14:57 AM »
Right game, wrong system.  But if I had it on PS2, Andre Carter would make Rich Gannon his bitch, while Woodson would become Owens\' "Special Lady"
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