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Offline alienmagic
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What\'s the worst Christmas gift you ever received?
« on: December 11, 2002, 07:38:55 AM »
The worst gift I was ever given for Christmas was a set of gold colored fingernail clippers.

Fingernail clippers. Gold colored. Not even real gold. As if the gold color somehow made them more special.

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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2002, 07:42:50 AM »
FUBU Clothes
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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2002, 07:45:07 AM »
a pair of fook me shose from samwise ;)

no wait it was the crotchless panties from Vapour Snake.
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What\'s the worst Christmas gift you ever received?
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2002, 08:04:22 AM »
A pair of Y fronts and matching vest.
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What\'s the worst Christmas gift you ever received?
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2002, 08:09:45 AM »
Someone else\'s present. And when I tried to get the present that was intended for me.....she wanted to keep mine!

I think it was girl\'s perfume. Anyway, after some pouting and crying (I was still as a kid), I got my glow-in-the-dark Star Wars Light Sabre back!

Goyl presents are boring....even to some goyls. :)
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What\'s the worst Christmas gift you ever received?
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2002, 08:21:56 AM »
A couple of years ago, my Aunt visited us (as she normally does) on christmas day morning. She had gifts for my twin sisters & me. My youngest sister opened her present to find a £100+ Adidas watch, the other opened hers to find a selection of designer perfumes and CDs. I opened mine with huge (and I do mean HUGE!!) anticipation...............
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You know what I got?? A belt & a pair of boxer shorts.

They say it\'s the thought that counts, but judging from what I got, not much thought went into my gifts.

I suppose it makes a change from the usual socks & knitted jumpers I usually get.

Bah humbug.

*feels like kicking the sh!t out of some carol singers on christmas eve*
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2002, 08:37:46 AM »
A singing fish
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2002, 08:43:49 AM »
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Originally posted by ViVi
A singing fish


I hate those things. And now, (unless I somehow missed this priceless gem last year) I\'ve seen at the mall a singing duck that wags it\'s tail while it sings.

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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2002, 11:04:09 AM »
A puzzle.AND GOD!HOW MUCH I HATE PUZZLES!!!I am even bored going to the toilet(not that I am not going:D).No way I would  assemble a 1000 pcs puzzle.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2002, 11:08:29 AM by Unicron! »
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2002, 12:14:15 PM »
a fleece that i told my mum b4 she bought it, i didnt want, i hated it,,,,,, still got it
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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2002, 01:21:02 PM »
Mine was planning to get me....(DONT U DARE LAUGH).....Ken,Yes Ken dressed as Elvis:eek: last Xmass.THANK GOD SHE DIDNT!!!I WOULD HAVE SHOT MY SELF ON THE HEAD IF SHE DID!!!
« Last Edit: December 11, 2002, 01:25:36 PM by Unicron! »
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What\'s the worst Christmas gift you ever received?
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2002, 10:43:11 AM »
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Originally posted by Unicron!
Mine was planning to get me....(DONT U DARE LAUGH).....Ken,Yes Ken dressed as Elvis:eek: last Xmass.THANK GOD SHE DIDNT!!!I WOULD HAVE SHOT MY SELF ON THE HEAD IF SHE DID!!!


:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

[elvisvoice]Thankyaverymuch[/elvisvoice]:D
« Last Edit: December 12, 2002, 10:46:08 AM by Kurt Angle »
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2002, 12:56:48 PM »
Wrapping paper... It was wrapped in wrapping paper... None of you can beat that.
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2002, 06:03:54 PM »
Love...



a.k.a. a christmas card
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2002, 12:53:08 AM »
a hooker with too many STD\'s to list, my penis is still recovering
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