[size=8]VAPOR SNAKE LIKES TO LOOK UP PICTURES OF JEFF GOLDBLUM AND THE LITTLE BOY FROM JURASSIC PARK THEN TOUCH HIS ANUS WITH A FORK WHILE TRYING TO FIND OUT IF HE HAS ENOUGH CHANGE FOR THE BUS THAT HE IS CURRENTLY ON ROUTE TO CATCH BUT IT AFRAID THAT IF SOMEONE WAS TO SEE HIM RUNNING TO THE BUS STOP WITH HIS PANTS AROUND HIS ANKLES, FORK UP HIS ASSHOLE WITH HIS LAPTOP IN HIS OTHER HAND THAT HIS DICK MIGHT BE SO ASHAMED THAT IT WILL PACK IT\'S BAG AND **** OFF TO WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER FIND IT (MOST LIKELY IT WILL JUST STAY BETWEEN HIS LEGS TO SAVE TIME).... THEN YOU WILL OPEN A DELICATESEN AND/OR VARIOUS EROTIC SOUP STANDS (NO SOUP FOR YOU!) WHILE PARADING AROUND IN WOMENS UNDERWEAR AND MASTURBATING UNEMPLOYED SANTA CLAUS ACTORS WITH THE OUTSTRETCHED ARMS OF HIS CHILDHOOD BARBIE DOLL[/SIZE]
