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Offline GmanJoe

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I think everyone is like me when it comes to this situation :
« on: December 15, 2002, 10:17:02 PM »
I could run into a burning building to help someone who\'s trapped.....but I\'m COMPLETELY and UTTERLY defeated at the mere site, smell and sound of someone vomiting stinky puke.

Yep. I\'d climb to the top of a burning building, killing bad guys along the way up, dodging bullets, leaping through flames....but as soon as I get to the top and the damsel in distress pukes right in front of me....I will instantly double over and throw up with her.

Gross. :crap:
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2002, 10:18:30 PM »
Who gives a shit?

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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2002, 10:20:23 PM »
This is Off Topic. No one is supposed to give a shit. That\'s the point. Dingus. ;)
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2002, 10:21:12 PM »
I saw a porn where a guy was having sex with a chick while she was puking into a toilet.

Obviously this was doggy style.

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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2002, 10:21:58 PM »
I would have gone limp faster than sitting on a block of ice. :p
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2002, 10:23:06 PM »
You need to get better porn, that\'s not to sexy.
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2002, 10:28:28 PM »
looks like I know what to get Vapor for Christmas, puke porn!

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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2002, 10:30:40 PM »
Or you could just f*ck him doggystyle.

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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2002, 10:34:11 PM »
nope. while i dont care to see someone doing so, it wont make me do the same.
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2002, 10:34:44 PM »
but how would that be any different than any other day?  I could always f*ck him in the ass and puke on him, would that be special?

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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2002, 10:37:10 PM »
*high-fives Omen*

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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2002, 10:38:04 PM »
Fine then...

Here\'s a question..

What would you rather have splattered on you?

- Someones vomit
- Someones semen
- Someones blood
- Racer\'s Saliva (All of the above)

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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2002, 10:39:20 PM »
Someone\'s blood.

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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2002, 10:41:23 PM »
well after working in the ER as an EMT and having blood, spit, urine and vomit getting on me somehow, I will put them in the order;

Spit
urine
vomit
blood

strange peoples blood freak\'s me out, especially when most of the people who come into the ER and almost everyone we go out on calls for are drug users.  I don\'t want HIV, AIDS or Hep, thank you very much.

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2002, 10:46:40 PM »
Facials all round.
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