LAB
or Lord of the Rings Anti- BullS%^T Alliance
is a new Organisation set up in light of the New York launch of “The Two Towers”
We are a group of men & women who fight for LOTR against such threats from quite frankly “STUPID people”
So far we have fought against
- The Harry Potter brigade, who dared to compare the HP series with the LOTR…This threat was deal with when sales for “fellowship” Stomped on HP
- The Stupid C-list stars, who stayed away from New York launch of “The Two Towers” saying that it was Disrespectful to 9/11..yeah the bloody books were written years before WTC was even built This threat is being dealt with , and yes I will have them on their knees before me begging toe permission to do infomercials
Anyway enough of present and past campaigns …….
We now have a new and more worrying threat on the horizon with the next film “The Return of the King”
Yes .. Believe it or not but it has come to my knowledge that a Evil Shadowy Group threatens the very film even before it its launch day,
Yes I am of course talking about Elvis Impersonators :eek:
Yes I know it has come as a shock , but apparently they see the title as a insult to Elvis or The King
And they say that He’s Not dead and yes he will Return when he is ready
anyway we need your support .....
please do it for LOTR...DO IT FOR the Hobbits
