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Offline ##RaCeR##
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Mans penis EXPLODES after intense love making session
« on: December 19, 2002, 04:14:49 AM »
Transylvanian Ilarie Coroiu is recovering in an area hospital after his penis exploded during the throes of love-making.    
 
18-yr-old girlfriend Magdalena said she “felt something strange,” and then found the bed soaked in blood. Coroiu underwent emergency surgery to stop the bleeding.  
 
ER Doctor Angela Domocos refused to speculate on the couple’s activities, but said “there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2002, 04:20:06 AM »
Um...ew....
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2002, 04:23:36 AM »
[cough]Bollox[/cough]
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2002, 04:48:05 AM »
Making love to the pooper.  


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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2002, 05:03:33 AM »
This is too funny.
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2002, 05:20:32 AM »
Knowing my luck, that\'s what my first time will be like...
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2002, 05:39:28 AM »
I suppose the internal bleeding could have caused a large hematoma on the skin of his penis that that could cause the "explosion". It\'s possible. But if his dingdong was still inside of her, then hematoma should have moved to the base of his shaft....or his sack.

Either way....that must have been one massive ejaculation!
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2002, 08:38:30 AM »
She must have been tight.
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2002, 09:48:15 AM »
:laughing: very funny
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2002, 11:54:53 AM »
my god, must of been saving that up for years
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2002, 12:08:51 PM »
is that even possible
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2002, 12:31:10 PM »
I\'ve heard of busting a nut, but this is rediculous.
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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2002, 01:20:01 PM »
Where did u hear that from Racer?
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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2002, 02:57:23 PM »
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys I posted this from hospital, I\'m not in as much pain as before, love all those internet cafes they have these days...

Nah, shortnews.com
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« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2002, 03:27:19 PM »
You usually get this sort of story at bullshit.co.uk aka the BBC.
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