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Offline CHIZZY

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« on: December 20, 2002, 09:23:58 AM »
Yesterday, I went to shoot some pigeons that were outside my office window and about 2 floors up. I had to lean sideways out the window to get a shot at them. I shot one with my high-powered pellet gun, and the other one took off, knocking all the icicles above me down. In my hurry to pull my head back in the window to avoid being skewered, I slipped and broke a rib on the windowsill.

It hurts like hell, but at least the other pigeon flew in a circle and came back. I walked outside and plugged him too.

Filthy little buggers shit in our air-conditioners.
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2002, 09:34:31 AM »
rofl, man u got some bad luck....lol, that is funny, ur bones must be weak. drink some milk man
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Offline CHIZZY

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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2002, 09:46:44 AM »
I thought there was calcium in beer.... now I see the error in my ways....
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Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2002, 10:03:59 AM »
You had it coming to you sucker!  Didn\'t you know pigeons are God\'s creatures also?  :rolleyes: :laughing:
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2002, 10:27:19 AM »
That must hurt like hell.
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2002, 11:37:51 AM »
i just expect stuff like this from now CHIZZ.
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2002, 11:43:00 AM »
Well I\'m gay.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2002, 07:41:39 PM by Luke »
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2002, 12:01:01 PM »
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i just expect stuff like this from now CHIZZ.



:confused: Did kopking get Luke\'s password?
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2002, 12:17:08 PM »
I hate people that torture animals.These should teach u a lesson.:)
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2002, 12:45:20 PM »
I didn\'t torture them, I killed them. Very quickly, too. They never knew what hit them.
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2002, 07:38:25 PM »
Nice shot bro.  What\'s the distance?  I\'m looking to get rid of a squirrel or two if you are ever in the Tampa area.
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2002, 07:41:01 PM »
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:confused: Did kopking get Luke\'s password?



hahaha!


man, i need to lay off the grass.
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2002, 07:44:08 PM »
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I hate people that torture animals.These should teach u a lesson.:)


Pigeons are a nuisance animal according to section 3.42 paragraph 8.

Plus I\'m sure Chizzy ate the thing.
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2002, 10:00:31 PM »
Yeah...i\'m sure you\'re in as much pain as the bird you shot.  Those who tote around a gun shooting animals should never be around children.  :evil:
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2002, 03:48:02 AM »
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I didn\'t torture them, I killed them. Very quickly, too. They never knew what hit them.


Oh its ok then:D
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