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Offline M4
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« on: December 29, 2002, 01:00:50 AM »
Way down in Deep 13,
Dr. Forrester and TV\'s Frank
Were hatching an evil scheme.
They hired a temp by the name of Mike,
Just a regular joe they didn\'t like.
Their experiment needed a good test case,
So they conked him on the noggin
And they shot him into space.
We\'ll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find.
He\'ll have to sit and watch them all,
And we\'ll monitor his mind.
Now keep in mind Mike can\'t control
Where the movies begin or end,
He\'ll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends.
Robot Roll Call:
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Crow!
If you\'re wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts,
Then repeat to yourself, "It\'s just a show,
I should really just relax...
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"
the earthquake hits the theater
but the operetta lingers
then the piano lid comes down
and breaks his ****ing fingers

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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2002, 01:06:06 AM »
you just discover the show or something?
Helloski.

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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2002, 01:11:07 AM »
Basically.

I don\'t know where I\'ve been for all these years.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2002, 01:25:46 AM »
yeah, its one of my favorite shows of all time, if the frickin DVD\'s werent so expensive I\'d buy em all.
Helloski.

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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2002, 03:16:14 AM »
??????????????????????

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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2002, 03:44:13 AM »
its superb

once i nearly chocked on my drink when i was watching one of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 films

i can\'t remember which one but it wasthe one werethey were trying to repair Hubble in the intermissions.
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2002, 09:40:55 AM »
LOVE IT!!!!
THERE ARE NO ORDINARY MOMENTS...

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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2002, 09:49:26 AM »
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??????????????????????


I couldn\'t have put it better myself.
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2002, 10:18:24 AM »



its a tv show
Helloski.

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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2002, 10:28:35 AM »
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its a tv show


It looks a bit gay to me.


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WTF is that thing on the left? It looks like a big pink gay cowboy hat.
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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2002, 11:24:23 PM »
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It looks a bit gay to me.


edit//

WTF is that thing on the left? It looks like a big pink gay cowboy hat.

Dude, it\'s AWESOME.

Essentially you\'ve got a guy and some robots making fun of incredibly cheesy movies. Bloody hilarious.



I\'ve watched the Zombie Nightmare and Red Zone Cuba episodes so far. My brother\'s got many of them recorded.
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2002, 02:48:20 AM »
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It looks a bit gay to me.
Pfft, don\'t diss what you don\'t know. It\'s brilliant.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2002, 04:01:10 AM »
Am i the only Brit in here to of Watch and loved the Show ?


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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2002, 08:37:45 AM »
This has been my favorite TV show since I discovered it during it\'s 3rd season. I even built my own Tom Servo using most of the same items that are used on the show. It took me 3 years to find all the parts, and cost about $150 for everything I had to buy, but it was fun being a "bot builder" for awhile.

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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2002, 08:40:53 AM »
Some of you guys are making idiots of yourselves, commenting on the show without watching it.

 

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