That is the most discusting foot I have ever seen. How could you ever let part of your body get like that? It looks painful.
But what I really want to know is, Why would you open that can of worms Unicorn? I see a wonderful Photoshop thread in the works.... Title: "Unicorn\'s Cadet Face" Do you happen to have some recent pictures we could use? We will need you to judge. That way you can tell us which is closest in resemblance.