Hello

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2 3 4

Author Topic: Can someone explain this?  (Read 2080 times)

Offline SwifDi
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9620
  • Karma: +10/-0
Can someone explain this?
« on: January 03, 2003, 12:32:52 AM »
This is the third night in a row in which I\'ve woken up from sleep with an uncontrollable thirst for milk. Not water, juice, soda, or beer, but purely milk. I just downed 5 full glasses of milk.



I\'m worried.
Logged
Offline Ryu
  • Greatest Detective
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 3990
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://altimus-labs.com/hawk/
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2003, 12:49:03 AM »
You\'re pregnant.  See a doctor.
Logged
Don\'t you ever touch my cape.
-Ryu
Offline Rya
  • Advice Guru
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 647
  • Karma: +10/-0
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2003, 12:50:00 AM »
Maybe it\'s your body telling you that you need more dairy or calcium in your system.  I get like that with fruits and vegetables.  I wouldn\'t worry.  Milk is healthier than beer or soda anyway.
Logged
And though she be but little, she is fierce.

~William Shakespeare

Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2003, 04:09:58 AM »
Humans can\'t absorb as much calcium from cow\'s milk as you might think. Your body absorbs more minerals like calcium from veggies and fish.

Thirst for milk.....Vapor, are your parent\'s divorced? How\'s your health? How\'s your life? How\'s your mom? This may be more psychological than anything else.
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my
Offline mm
  • clyde\'s boss
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 15576
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2003, 04:53:47 AM »
milk is very bad for you

too much fat
Logged
\"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.\" - Clemenza

Offline Jumpman

  • Legendary Poster
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7174
  • Karma: +10/-0
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2003, 05:11:39 AM »
...and all that other good stuff...
Logged
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2003, 05:23:43 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by mm
milk is very bad for you

too much fat


Cow\'s milk gives me sinus infections (while it causes allergies for other people). Ironically, goat\'s milk is healthier to humans than cow\'s milk.
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my
Offline Samwise
  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12129
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://151.200.3.8/~vze29k6v/you.html
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2003, 05:31:40 AM »
I think it\'s because it reminds you of [size=99]semen[/size].
« Last Edit: January 03, 2003, 05:47:12 AM by Samwise »
Logged
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)
Offline GigaShadow
  • Information Minister
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5610
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2003, 05:42:50 AM »
Maybe he wasn\'t breast fed?
Logged
\"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.\"  - Churchill
[/i]
[/size]One Big Ass Mistake America

Global Warming ROCKS!!!![/b]
Offline Samwise
  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12129
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://151.200.3.8/~vze29k6v/you.html
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2003, 05:47:46 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by GigaShadow
Maybe he wasn\'t breast fed?
Yeah, I think that\'s the problem with two dads. :)
Logged
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)

Offline Titan

  • Sniper Kitten
  • Administrator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 16578
  • Karma: +12/-0
  • PSN ID: flightlessbeaker
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2003, 05:56:05 AM »
I love milk. I need to gain weight so it helps. It\'s also good in my cereal :)
Logged
Liquid Spam of The Spaminators
"That took some balls to stick a gun in his pants." -Gman
"LOL u know id fuck yu wsboth right? i would love to fuck the both of uyouy

U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob
"13 year old girls sleep with older men cause they think theyre in love
13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to
Offline Unicron!
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9319
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2003, 06:35:16 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
Yeah, I think that\'s the problem with two dads. :)


LOL:laughing: I always liked Samwises humor.I love every single one of them
Logged

Offline Bobs_Hardware

  • The ULTIMATE Badass
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9363
  • Karma: +10/-0
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2003, 06:37:42 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Samwise
Yeah, I think that\'s the problem with two dads. :)


My dads still managed :confused:
Logged

Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2003, 06:44:57 AM »
Maybe that wasn\'t milk he was drinking.
Logged
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

Offline MPTheory

  • Large Member
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2434
  • Karma: +10/-0
  • Super User
    • http://www.rabidsample.com
  • PSN ID: anorok
Can someone explain this?
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2003, 07:12:22 AM »
Dude, There is no way I could drink 5 classes of milk.  I think I would be barfing it back up like 10 minutes later....

I was listening to the radio the other day, and they were talking about something along the same lines.  you would be amazed at the ammount of people that were bet like 50 bucks that they couldnt finish an entire gallon of milk in one hour...  OOOHHH the PAIN... the SUFFERING.

Milk leads to fear, fear leads to hate.  Hate leads to suffering.

BTW.  Didnt there used to be some F***ed up show called "My two dads"
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3 4
« previous next »
 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk