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Offline Bobs_Hardware

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Have you ever taken your own stool sample?
« on: January 04, 2003, 03:27:42 AM »
Well?

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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2003, 03:31:08 AM »
OMG, are you sick or something Bob? Whats wrong? Don\'t they give you a bag or something? That\'s sick.

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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2003, 05:53:50 AM »
What the hell for?

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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2003, 06:01:56 AM »
Pleasure, I\'d suppose.
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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2003, 07:00:16 AM »
Taken it where?

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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2003, 07:04:56 AM »
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Taken it where?

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Taken it to the library? Taken it shopping? Maybe even taken it to a fancy resaurant.
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2003, 07:55:49 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2003, 08:02:06 AM »
eh?
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2003, 08:39:12 AM »
Whats wrong Bob, not enough attention at home?
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2003, 08:41:58 AM »
I think he was evicted for playing with his stools
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2003, 09:04:18 AM »
That is some freaky text.

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« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2003, 10:29:36 AM »
Bob. Shut the fock up you whore.

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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2003, 12:29:06 PM »
Fock....



hehehe funny.

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« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2003, 01:16:52 PM »
I\'ve never taken any stool before, but I\'ve left quite a few.
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« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2003, 01:24:57 PM »
I sat on a stool once. It was a light brown wooden color. Very comfortable.

 

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