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Offline PSX_J
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« on: January 06, 2003, 03:25:24 PM »
So here\'s the story, my mom is getting old and has hit about 45. She has a lot of aching muscles and the fact that she excercises alot doesnt help. To relieve the pain she rubs Icy Hot on key areas of her body everyday.  

Well, it seems when she was taking out the wash from the dryer one day the Icy Hot that was on her hands must of rubbed on the front of my boxers.  I woke up this morning and hit the shower before going to school, after drying off I imedattely jumped into a new pair of boxers. Two seconds later..:eek:   I felt like I had just been violated, I ripped my boxers off, set there and held my cods for atleast 15 minutes. I smelt the front of my boxers and sure enough the scent was pulsing my nose. I would of been perfectly fine if someone had decided to shoot me then, no one diserves to have their balls singed by that stuff.
It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hillarious.

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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2003, 03:28:34 PM »
Great balls of fire!:D

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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2003, 03:33:18 PM »
LOL:laughing:

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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2003, 03:33:47 PM »
Lifes a B*tch:(
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2003, 03:35:03 PM »
Another meaning to the words "numb nuts".

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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2003, 03:41:57 PM »
Not for the first 20 minutes anyways
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2003, 03:58:39 PM »
Ya know, if you did your own laundry, this wouldnt be a problem.
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2003, 04:20:06 PM »
She knew that you had worked out your penis last night and figured she\'d help out by giving you some ointment.

What a sweet mother.
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2003, 04:22:37 PM »
^^^^

I Take it your mother did this? Or didnt.

Penis workout.... heh thatd funny

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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2003, 04:26:26 PM »
I hate your mom too

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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2003, 04:34:18 PM »
I wonder what theomen means by that:p

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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2003, 05:05:19 PM »
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Ya know, if you did your own laundry, this wouldnt be a problem.


I do alot of the time but for the most part Im a lazy f*ck when it comes to that.

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I wonder what theomen means by that


God knows what but I sure as hell can take a shot in the dark.:mad:
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2003, 05:07:27 PM »
SHE SUCKS IN THE SACK! *ahem* :D

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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2003, 05:39:03 PM »
That rules man!!!!!! :laughing:

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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2003, 06:10:21 PM »
Ugh!! Man chill with the talk bout my mother having sex. Thats a horryifying thought.
It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hillarious.

 

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