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Offline Titan

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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2003, 07:20:09 PM »
Sucks that your balls were singed. Actually, its funny :laughing:
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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2003, 07:43:37 PM »
That sounds like a good prank to do to somebody...


If only i knew how to get their underwear...
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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2003, 07:45:31 PM »
I\'m gonna do that to one of my friends :D
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« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2003, 08:01:06 PM »
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That sounds like a good prank to do to somebody...


If only i knew how to get their underwear...


If your in highschool athletics are dress in a lockeroom somewhere of anykind just stick some in someones jock u dont like.
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« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2003, 08:18:30 PM »
Yeah thats what i was thinkin.

After bball practice or something when someone\'s taking a shower i could do it real quick.

Man, that would be hilarious.
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« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2003, 11:04:24 PM »
At wrestling camp (no Racer, we didn\'t shower together) someone put Icy Hot in someones lotion. So some kid used it to jerk off and around 1 A.M. everyone heard the scream and the kid was laying in the hallway holding his cock. :laughing:

Then he jumped in the shower (alone Racer) and it made it even worse.
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« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2003, 11:28:33 PM »
I am 19 and my mum is 35...

If she did that to me I\'d slap her.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2003, 11:31:02 PM by ##RaCeR## »
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« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2003, 11:33:31 PM »
Your mom delivered you when she was 16.
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« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2003, 11:48:38 PM »
That dirty slut.
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« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2003, 11:49:06 PM »
Yeah, she was a youngin.
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« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2003, 12:03:03 AM »
I am 16 and my Mom is 35, so she wasn\'t old when she made me either.

Funny story, though ;)
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« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2003, 05:06:30 AM »
What?! She told you how she concieved you?!
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« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2003, 05:29:59 AM »
She sat on the toilet after his father.
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« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2003, 12:29:02 PM »
omg, one oof the funniest thing i heard.... gives me a idea for a practical joke..... goodbye shaving peeps hair, or eyebrows, hello putting deep heat in some ones pants
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« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2003, 02:30:47 PM »
So you\'re pissed that your equipment got damaged because you don\'t do your own laundry...that\'s just dumb.  You should always check your clothes before you put them on anyway.
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