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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: January 06, 2003, 08:19:50 PM »
Only because the price is within my range. ;)




Yes, my bitches! THose are Brembo brakes!

The new 2004 Subaru Impreza STi.

$30,000

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The STi engine is an advanced 2.5-liter, turbocharged and intercooled, double overhead cam, four-cylinder boxer unit with variable valve timing capable of generating a stunning 300 lb.-ft. of torque at 4,000 rpm. There’s only one transmission offered—a close-ratio, six-speed manual.
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2003, 08:57:08 PM »
That car is a thing of beauty.  Oh, and about the sex thing... I\'m going first.. I hate sloppy seconds.

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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2003, 09:13:55 PM »
I\'ll only have sex with it if it ditchs the big ass spoiler.
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2003, 10:15:05 PM »
To be honest, I think the WRX is over rated. The older model rocked, but the new ones have not been able to live up to its older brother.

Gimme this baby, I\'d sex it up in no time.

FPV (Ford Performance Vehicles) GT/GTP





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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2003, 10:21:22 PM »
That is not a WRX. WRX is a 2.0 litre turbo AWD.

The STi is 300 hp 2.5 litre tubo with a torque dial (you can set the torque as far as 10% up front and 90% rear and vice versa) and available Brembo Brakes, stiffer suspension, built in roll cage (which is in the chassis) and who knows what else!

This car is not for the faint of heart. It will require some maintenance with all the heat, power to the tranny and God knows what else I\'ll be doing in that car that\'s not considered safe driving!
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2003, 10:23:14 PM »
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I\'ll only have sex with it if it ditchs the big ass spoiler.


The spoiler is functional. I will need some down force as I take the corners at injury prone speed. :D
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2003, 10:25:23 PM »
Yeah, WRX/WRX STi, its still a WRX. That torque dial does sound sweet though.

The GTP is the ultimate Ford sports car, does 0-100km/ph in 4 secs, 0-400m in just 12! Vroooom
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2003, 10:28:45 PM »
How can you say it\'s over rated? It\'s done well enough to be among the top rally cars each year it\'s competed. The reputation is quite positive and well deserved all over the world!

Wait....are you tired of hearing the accolades about this car or just don\'t believe in them?
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2003, 10:30:45 PM »
Racer... you\'re a Ford person?

Holden 4 lyfe.
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2003, 10:35:26 PM »
I don\'t want to argue, as its obvious that you love this car. Its small, highly unpractical if you want to take 4 friends out (It is just so squashy). It also sucks up alot, and I mean ALOT of fuel when you drive hard. I also personally hate the design.

Sure, its cheap, and has got alot of performance, but thats really all its got going in my books. Its also incredibly bland inside.
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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2003, 03:52:30 AM »
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Its small, highly unpractical if you want to take 4 friends out (It is just so squashy). It also sucks up alot, and I mean ALOT of fuel when you drive hard.

Its also incredibly bland inside.


The car is a four door and can easily accomodate 4 people. EASILY! Unless all your friends are 6\'5" and 600 pounds.

And when you drive hard....ALL cars waste fuel. Jeez. Is that not obvious? The MPG is 20/27 miles city/hwy. Driving hard will probably get to 18 mpg. Yes.....driving hard does that.

You seem to a be a newbie when it comes to cars.
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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2003, 05:01:35 AM »
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The car is a four door and can easily accomodate 4 people. EASILY! Unless all your friends are 6\'5" and 600 pounds.

And when you drive hard....ALL cars waste fuel. Jeez. Is that not obvious? The MPG is 20/27 miles city/hwy. Driving hard will probably get to 18 mpg. Yes.....driving hard does that.

You seem to a be a newbie when it comes to cars.


No, you just seem to be a tad biased about this bloody car. Its a long story, but I have had a very, very bad encounter with a WRX.
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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2003, 05:14:07 AM »
WHich explains some what of why you are so jaded against a great value and car.
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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2003, 05:34:24 AM »
Well... uh... it might be fast and cheap, but the design is so-so. I guess I\'ll just have to get used to it. :)
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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2003, 06:10:55 AM »
I\'m still not digging those WRX headlights.. Otherwise, I like what I see. :)
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