Conducted by the University of San Francisco:
Early results have proven that playing the Playstation 2 console has had a strange effect on today’s youth. According to Dr. James Iamgay playing this gaming system has had many more effects than just the recent outbreaks of violence he believes that it also creates an insatiable desire to be homesexual Dr. Iamgay states “At the present time we are not sure of how this correlates but I have spent extensive hours playing this console and now find myself in gay bars, art shows and watching women’s basketball.” Furthermore an associate of Dr. Iamgay Dr. Timothy Lickmycrotch stated that after he played the System all we wanted to do was be with Dr. Iamgay. This study will be conducted over a 9 month period and was conducted by the request of several housewives.
