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Offline videoholic

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Give these balls a lick!!!!
« on: January 10, 2003, 08:27:46 AM »
http://nikegolf.nike.com/nikegolf/register/ssoffer_nonmember.jsp


Nike is giving away free golf balls.  Thought some of you would like some.


I have two comments:
- You sick little monkey.  Golf balls you perv.

- You don\'t like golf?  Then suck my testical.  GOLF ROCKS!!!
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2003, 08:42:59 AM »
*sucks your testical*

Even though I like golf.

It\'s a nice car.
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2003, 08:57:56 AM »
That was a stretch sammy.

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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2003, 10:02:07 AM »
What was?
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2003, 10:07:52 AM »
I don\'t like Golf. I love sports which are fast-paced and truly good for one\'s stamina.

By the way, I won\'t suck anyone\'s balls due to my well-explained opinion.
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2003, 10:29:41 AM »
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*sucks your testical*

Even though I like golf.

It\'s a nice car.



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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2003, 10:58:41 AM »
Thanks for the info. A friend of mine golfs and will like these if they come. And the only good balls are benwa balls. I probably
spelled benwa wrong, I\'m sure someone will let me know. They really get the girls going :D
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2003, 11:26:31 AM »
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[/b]Airplane! rocks. :laughing:
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2003, 11:29:14 AM »
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Airplane! rocks. :laughing: [/B]


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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2003, 12:19:59 PM »
I don\'t play golf, but I ordered it anyway :)  Free stuff is always good.
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2003, 12:23:12 PM »
Meh...

"Super Soft offer is open to people 18 years of age or older who are U.S. residents."

Then why the hell is there an option to choose country? Humbug.
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2003, 12:52:39 PM »
I don\'t play golf but would like to one day. Not professionally of coarse. Recreationally.
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2003, 01:19:58 PM »
My friend goes nuts for these balls....i should send em to his house.
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2003, 02:43:48 PM »
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Meh...

"Super Soft offer is open to people 18 years of age or older who are U.S. residents."

Then why the hell is there an option to choose country? Humbug.


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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2003, 04:51:02 PM »
*gets excited*

*shakes head in disappointment*

*leaves thread*

 

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