George Double-V. Bush seems to be a very common target among the conspiracy-theorists.
George Double-V. Bush and Tony Blair have a sexual relationship ( Tony is licking his ass all the time, but I still found this claim to be very funny

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George knew 9-11 was going to happen but did nothing to stop it. Some even claim that he was planning the attack with the Al-Qaeda. They say that they have serious "evidence". For example the "fact" that Bush donated millions to Al-Qaeda few years back. And why did CIA personnel supposedly visit Osama when he was injured / had a disease of some kind, in... ehm... Germany? Why didn\'t the air-force responce faster to the pin-pointed threats, the hijacked planes? They claim that he did all this to get himself a reason to start a war and \'thus make his own reputation rise. This is all an illusion, and we are puppets, they say. Indeed.
George along with the Bush Administration is planning to escape into secret underground facilities once Planet X passes. Yes, they know about it already, but aren\'t warning the people. Why? Due to fear of mass-panic and economic crash-down. The war-mongering with Irak is only a back-ground set to distract us from the real view. Or something. Yeah right.