Sexual Harrasment Panda: Come closer children, I want to pat you in the head with my...
The Masturbating Bear: Children, start with the easy stuff first. There\'s no need to lose your virginity when you can do... THIS...
*the frantic masturbation-music starts*Panda: Excuse me, Mr. Bear, but why did you interrupt me?
Bear: I know what you have in mind. Now back off!
Panda: F*ck you, Bear!
Bear: My pleasure!
*the frantic masturbation-music re-starts*Panda ( to himself ): At least I\'m not jumping around in diapers all day long... Sheesh...
Bear: What did you say? Now FU*K OFF ALREADY!
Panda: Whom?
Bear: I know one wild, wild Panda you could be interested in.
Panda: Who? Tell me! NOW!
Bear: He\'s called the WWF Panda - hell, he\'s more famous than you will ever be. You can find him from
http://www.panda.org(asm). I think he likes sadomasocism. On your way now!
*and so Panda leaves... The annoying song fades, only to be replaced by the frantic masturbation music... THEY\'RE DEMONS!*