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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2003, 07:24:16 AM »
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Thanks people.

Now I\'m a very happy panda :p

...ohh that private sex forum looks nice :D


If your a Happy panda then what are you doing looking at anything sexy.

[Austin Powers Voice]
I thank you
[/Austin Powers Voice]

well unless its Panda porn

hey that rhymes :D
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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2003, 07:25:06 AM »
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Hmmm nO-One becomes a mod and the buttons become a gayish purple...


Didn\'t Nostrodamous predict something like this ?
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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2003, 07:25:14 AM »
You should be a happy no-brainer - or a happy Homer for that matter, nO-One.

Why a Panda of all creatures?
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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2003, 07:28:40 AM »
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Didn\'t Nostrodamous predict something like this ?


Wait, I\'ll get my handy Nostradamus-book from the shelf nearby...

*flips through pages, reaches the year 2003*

Indeed! Here it is:

One day a nobody will change its status and at the same time re-innovate an old yet much-used factor. Over time this person will confess on being on a constant power-trip, abusing moderators and members alike with his huge panda-stick...

:D
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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2003, 07:29:05 AM »
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You should be a happy no-brainer - or a happy Homer for that matter, nO-One.

Why a Panda of all creatures?

South Park buddy, the sexual harasment panda.
I recently discovered that my ass is the key to the universe.....now I must fight to protect my ass from those who might abuse it!!!

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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2003, 07:29:45 AM »
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One day a nobody will change its status and at the same time re-innovate an old yet much-used factor. Over time this person will confess on being on a constant power-trip, abusing moderators and members alike with his huge panda-stick...

:D


We\'re Doomed !

/me runs to the hills
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2003, 07:35:45 AM »
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South Park buddy, the sexual harasment panda.


Oh God... The song... Sexual Harrasment Panda... IS PLAYING WITHIN MY HEAD NOW!

DEAR LORD NO!

/joins ooseven
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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2003, 07:39:15 AM »
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Oh God... The song... Sexual Harrasment Panda... IS PLAYING WITHIN MY HEAD NOW!


Joyda you utter B@£$tard !

it\'s now playing in my head too.

:mad:

Now i am very Unhappy panda.
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2003, 07:42:59 AM »
Now the Masturbating Bear joined the Sexual Harrasment Panda. They\'re singing the infamous song together, dancing around my head, laughing at me. I\'ll go insane soon.
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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2003, 07:44:22 AM »
Rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttt
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« Reply #25 on: January 14, 2003, 07:44:42 AM »
Ask them to join the spam panda.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)

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« Reply #26 on: January 14, 2003, 07:45:30 AM »
Congrats man!

Cool looking new buttons too. :)

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« Reply #27 on: January 14, 2003, 07:55:49 AM »
Sexual Harrasment Panda: Come closer children, I want to pat you in the head with my...

The Masturbating Bear: Children, start with the easy stuff first. There\'s no need to lose your virginity when you can do... THIS...

*the frantic masturbation-music starts*

Panda: Excuse me, Mr. Bear, but why did you interrupt me?

Bear: I know what you have in mind. Now back off!

Panda: F*ck you, Bear!

Bear: My pleasure!

*the frantic masturbation-music re-starts*

Panda ( to himself ): At least I\'m not jumping around in diapers all day long... Sheesh...

Bear: What did you say? Now FU*K OFF ALREADY!

Panda: Whom?

Bear: I know one wild, wild Panda you could be interested in.

Panda: Who? Tell me! NOW!

Bear: He\'s called the WWF Panda - hell, he\'s more famous than you will ever be. You can find him from http://www.panda.org(asm). I think he likes sadomasocism. On your way now!

*and so Panda leaves... The annoying song fades, only to be replaced by the frantic masturbation music... THEY\'RE DEMONS!*
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« Reply #28 on: January 14, 2003, 08:05:18 AM »
The Alarm Sound in the Sam Cave.

ooseven looks up “holy endangered species Samman someone is telling naughty panda stories over at Off Topic”

Samwise “Quick Hobbit_boy to the middle Earth moble”

*70 style batman music Dadadadadadadada*

Samwise “Darth Joyda you’re  Diabolical ”

Darth Joyda “silence Samman or I will relase my ultimate weapon, the incredibly long Finnish Bear Story ! “

Samwise “you wouldn’t”

Darth Joyda “Hahahahaha”

Ooseven “noooo”


Everything stops

Narrator “is this end for Saman and Hobbit_boy ?...can they stop Darth Joyda’s evil plan in time…well tune in next week…Same Samtime…Same SamChannel !!!!”
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« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2003, 08:06:54 AM »
what happened to vid he just became a mod i thought
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