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« on: January 17, 2003, 09:15:16 AM »
This came to me via e-mail today, I suspect it\'s rubbish and just a sick joke from some no-lifer.

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Part One

The following interview was conducted by a reporter for the Al-Jazeera
network with the third-in-command of the Al Queda organization,
Mr.Mohammed Al-Asuquf. Al-Asuquf\'s background is impressive; a doctorate
in physics and masters in international economics. In the interview,he
talks of Al Queda\'s plans with total detachment, with deep knowledge and
an unshakeable commitment to his cause. This interview was sent to
Abel-Bari Atwan, chief editor of Al Quds, an Arabic-language newspaper
published in London, but was never printed, due to its highly
revealing[inflammatory?]contents. A copy of the interview came to
Foz-do-Iguacu, and was translated into Portuguese by a university
professor in the city\'s Arab community. This is probably the only
existing version of this interview not in Arabic.

Al-Jazeera: What is the objective of the Al Queda network?
Al-Asuquf: To destroy the Great Satan, that is, the United States and
Israel.

Al-Jazeera: Why?
Al-Asuquf: The USA over the past 60 years has been impregnating
[infecting] the world with its arrogance, greed and malfeasance. It is
the incarnation of all that is evil. The people of this planet don\'t
deserve this torture.

Al-Jazeera: Isn\'t this view somewhat one-sided?
Al-Asuquf: No; one only has to observe recent events. The disrespect of
the Kyoto treaty; the case of the Permanent Court of International
Justice, their inaction with regards to our Palestinian brothers; the
financial greed and absurd speculations in Third World countries; the
complete indifference to other oppressed people and countless other
situations which all of the world\'s leaders well know. And on top of all
that, the Bush doctrine of "shoot first and ask questions later." This
is an unacceptable abuse and will therefore have very grave
consequences.

Al-Jazeera: But the isn\'t the development and influence of America the
fruit of its own competence?
Al-Asuquf: Competence in extortion, competence in subjugation,
competence in lying. After the Second World War, the USA was the only
industrialized country with its manufacturing infrastructure intact.
Loaning money like a good loan shark, it ended up becoming a very rich
and powerful country; however, its greed remained undiminished. Today,
Americans live like maharajas [?], wasting more than any other people,
spending more than $80 billion per year just on gambling. They\'ve lost
any notion of spirituality and live in constant sin. With each passing
day the USA demonstrates that it doesn\'t know how to live with other
peoples; for this, it deserves destruction.

Al-Jazeera: Wouldn\'t it be easier to simply assassinate President George
Bush?
Al-Asuquf: In the first place, it would do no good, other than turning
him into a martyr. When you face a powerful enemy, the best strategy is
not to kill him, but to make him lose his leadership due to his
incompetence, and let him live to watch this unfold.

Al-Jazeera: Does the Al Queda network have the military capacity to make
war on the United States?
Al-Asuquf: If we analyze history, we will see that all great wars,
before they were started, were based on previously established concepts
[of war].But if we observe well, we will see that these concepts and
strategies came to nothing, since a new type of war was ultimately
waged. An example is the construction of the Maginot line by the French
before the First World War, which, in reality proved to be completely
useless against the invading forces. Aircraft carriers, nuclear
submarines, and spy satellites will be useless in the next war.

Al-Jazeera: American authorities hold more than 1,000 people suspected
of terrorism since September 11th. Won\'t this compromise Al Queda\'s
plans?
Al-Asuquf: Of those imprisoned, perhaps 20 to 30 percent belong to Al
Queda. Moreover, they are from the second echelon. We have more than 500
members of the first echelon and 800 from the second, inside the United
States.

Al-Jazeera: What do you mean by first and second echelons?
Al-Asuquf: In the first echelon are Al Queda members who have been in
the United States for more than 10 years, many married with children.
They have detailed knowledge of our plans and are just waiting for a
phone call. They are also known as "sleepers." Those of the second
echelon have arrived in the last five years and have no idea of our
plans.

Al-Jazeera: Are even those who are married, with children, ready to die
with their families?
Al-Asuquf: Yes. All of them are ready to die. Long live September 11th.

Al-Jazeera: What was September 11th to Al Queda\'s overall plans?
Al-Asuquf: As a general step, it was just the beginning. It was a way of
calling the world\'s attention to what is still to come.

Al-Jazeera: How many members does Al Queda have?
Al-Asuquf: In the first echelon, about 5,000; in the second, about
20,000, all over the world.

Al-Jazeera: In the detention camp at Guantanamo, are there any members
of the first echelon?
Al-Asuquf: No, in fact, many of those there are not even Al Queda
members.

Al-Jazeera: How does Al Queda intend to destroy the most powerful nation
in history?
Al-Asuquf: It\'s a question of logistics. Using its own poison, that is,
attacking the heart of what they consider the most important thing in
the
world: money.

Al-Jazeera: How so?
Al-Asuquf: The American economy is an economy of false appearances.
There is no real economic ballast to the American economy. The American
GDP of is something around $10 trillion, of which just 1 percent
represents agriculture, and just 24 percent represents industry.
Therefore, 75 percent of the American GDP is service and most of this is
financial speculation. For those who understand economics, and it
appears that the American Secretary of the Treasury, Paul O\'Neil,
doesn\'t or doesn\'t see it, it\'s enough to say that the USA acts like a
huge "dot-com," and dollars, strictly speaking, are its shares.

Al-Jazeera: Can you explain that?
Al-Asuquf: The value of a company\'s shares is directly proportional to
the profitability of the enterprise. When a business is just a service
provider and doesn\'t produce any durable goods, the value of its shares
depends on its credibility. Which is to say that if the credibility of
the USA were shaken, its shares (the dollar) would fall with incredible
rapidity and the entire American economy would begin to collapse.

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Part Two
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2003, 09:17:05 AM »
Al-Jazeera: How can you be so sure of this?
Al-Asuquf: On a smaller scale, it\'s exactly what large financial groups
do to the countries of the third world to reap profits in one month that
Swiss banks couldn\'t get in four or five years.

Al-Jazeera: So how will Al Queda shock the American economy to this
point?
l-Asuquf: By provoking a deficit of between $50 and $70 trillion
dollars, the equivalent of the United States\' GDP for five to seven
years.

Al-Jazeera: How will this be done?
Al-Asuquf: With the destruction of the seven largest American cities,
along with other measures.

Al-Jazeera: By what means will this be done?
Al-Asuquf: Using atomic bombs.

Al-Jazeera: With all of the security in the USA, how, hypothetically,
will these bombs be smuggled onto American soil?
Al-Asuquf: They won\'t be smuggled in, they\'re already there.

Al-Jazeera: What are you saying?
Al-Asuquf: There are already seven nuclear devices on American soil
which were put in place before September 11th and are ready to be
detonated.

Al-Jazeera: How did they get in to the USA?
Al-Asuquf: Before September 11, American security was a fiasco, and even
after, were it necessary, we could manage to smuggle bombs into the
United States. They entered through seaports, as normal cargo.

Al-Jazeera: How is that possible?
Al-Asuquf: A nuclear device is no bigger than a refrigerator; therefore,
it can be easily camouflaged as one. Millions of cargo containers arrive
in seaports each day, and no matter how efficient security is, it\'s
impossible to check, search through and examine each container.

Al-Jazeera: Where did these atomic bombs come from?
Al-Asuquf: They were purchased on the black market.

Al-Jazeera: From whom?
Al-Asuquf: We bought five from the defunct Soviet Union and two more
from Pakistan.

Al-Jazeera: How is it possible to buy an atomic bomb? Isn\'t there
security?
Al-Asuquf: Before 1989 it was practically impossible, however after the
fall of the Berlin Wall, the Russian army began a process of self
destruction, and some high generals began to lose their privileges, and
therefore, highly susceptible to corruption. Even General Lebeb, now
deceased, and Hans Blix, the head of the arms inspection commission of
the United Nations, have stated this, notwithstanding denials by Russian
Defense Minister Seguey Ivanov.

Al-Jazeera: How much does a nuclear bomb cost?
Al-Asuquf: Somewhere around $200 million.

Al-Jazeera: How did Al Queda get this money?
Al-Asuquf: We have numerous sponsors.

Al-Jazeera: Who are they?
Al-Asuquf: There are a number of countries which support us, and also
numerous wealthy individuals.

Al-Jazeera: Are all of these countries Arab?
Al-Asuquf: No, there are some European countries as well which have an
interest in the fall of the USA.

Al-Jazeera: Who are these wealthy individuals?
Al-Asuquf: People who are also tired of watching the USA suck the wealth
out of the rest of the world.

Al-Jazeera: Is Saddam Hussein one of them?
Al-Asuquf: You could say that he\'s just one of the collaborators,
through Abdul Tawab Mullah Hawaish, his vice-prime minister and the
person responsible for Iraq\'s arms program.

Al-Jazeera: Are these atomic bombs powerful ones?
Al-Asuquf: The five Russian devices are from the old T-3 missiles, also
known as RD-107s, and their potency is something around 100 kilotons
each, that is, 5 times as powerful as the Hiroshima bomb. The Pakistani
bombs are less powerful, somewhere around 10 kilotons.

Al-Jazeera: Can\'t the bombs be detected and disarmed by American
authorities?
Al-Asuquf: No, in spite of their age they\'ve undergone modernization and
are well hidden. Even if they were found, they have autodetonation
provisions should anything get close to them. Even electromagnetic
pulses would be incapable of deactivating them.

Al-Jazeera: Don\'t they emit radiation? Can\'t they be detected?
Al-Asuquf: No. They are wrapped in thick leaden cases.

Al-Jazeera: A suspected Pakistani ship was recently searched and all
that was found were lead bars. Does this have anything to do with the
bombs?
Al-Asuquf: Yes, however that lead was just an extra layer, and was not
essentially necessary.

Al-Jazeera: How will the bombs be detonated?
Al-Asuquf: There are numerous methods, a cell-phone call, radio
frequency, seismic shocks or by timer.

Al-Jazeera: Once detonated, how many deaths will be caused by these
bombs?
Al-Asuquf: It depends, since our plans are very malleable.

Al-Jazeera: So what is the entire plan?
Al-Asuquf: The beginning will be the detonation of a nuclear device,
which will cause the death of between 800 thousand and one million
people and create chaos on a scale never seen before. During this chaos,
two or three cropsprayers that are now dismantled and stored in
granaries [silos?] close to little-used highways in the countryside will
take off on suicide missions to spray two or three large American cities
with smallpox. That means that once the smallpox has been identified,
all airports and seaports will be closed by quarantine. Land borders
will likewise be shut down. Not one airplane, ship or vehicle will enter
or leave the United States. This will cause total chaos. White House
Press secretary Ari Fleischman will be very busy.

Al-Jazeera: But the American government has guaranteed that within five
days it could produce enough smallpox vaccine to inoculate the entire
population.
Al-Asuquf: There will be simultaneous suicide attacks against the
vaccine production plants.

Al-Jazeera: Which will be the first city?
Al-Asuquf: The first city will be that in which optimal conditions
present themselves, for example, clear skies, and winds of eight
miles-per-hour or less in the direction of the country\'s center so that
radioactive dust can contaminate the maximum possible area.

Al-Jazeera: Will this attack annihilate the USA?
Al-Asuquf: No. But the process will have begun. Who will buy food
products from the United States knowing they may have been contaminated
by radiation? Who will travel to the United States knowing the
possibility of contracting smallpox? Who will continue to invest in
American institutions? Just as with the World Trade Center, it will be
simply a question of time before the entire economic structure collapses
and turns to dust. If our objectives are reached with one bomb and the
smallpox, probably we\'ll save the lives of others, however that\'s risky
[unlikely?], and it\'s probable that six more bombs will be detonated,
one per week, and other attacks with chemical weapons will be carried
out.

Al-Jazeera: How many innocent people will die?
Al-Asuquf: According to estimates made by me and Ayman Al-Zawahiro,
somewhere around 15 million due to the atomic bombs and their radiation.
Of those exposed to smallpox, 25 percent will die, approximately five>
million, and many more due to the ensuing chaos and disorder.

Al-Jazeera: What about the American military response?
Al-Asuquf: There will practically be none. Even if five or ten cities
were chosen at random to be destroyed, that would still be a small price
to pay. The problem is the economic despair will be so great that even
economizing by not using arms unnecessarily will occur, since the
liquidity of American goods will be almost zero and at that point the
United States will make more selling its Nimitz-class aircraft carriers,
which cost about five billion dollars, to Turkey or Italy for one
billion dollars, since the country will so urgently need to
recapitalize, though it will be too late. Moreover, how will the morale
of American soldiers be knowing that their entire families have died and
their country no longer exists. Fight for what?

Al-Jazeera: And won\'t the global economy also be ruined?
Al-Asuquf: In the beginning it will be very difficult; a serious
economic crisis will ensue. However, without the United States, the
world will soon arise in a more just and fraternal manner.

Al-Jazeera: And Israel?
Al-Asuquf: As they say... it will be dessert.

Al-Jazeera: Does bin Laden\'s spokesman, Sulaiman Abu Gheith, know that
you are giving this interview?
Al-Asuquf: It was he and bin Laden who suggested I give it.

Al-Jazeera: Osama bin Laden is still alive?
Al-Asuquf: He is quite healthy, alongside his commanders Mohammed Atef
and Khalid Shaik Mohammed and Mullah Omar.

Al-Jazeera: Aren\'t you fearful that Al Queda\'s plans will be discovered?
Al-Asuquf: The plan is already in its countdown, and nothing can stop
it.

Al-Jazeera: Not even if the United States asks forgiveness and changes
its attitudes?
Al-Asuquf: That won\'t happen, and even if it did, it\'s too late.

Al-Jazeera: When will the attack begin?
Al-Asuquf: I can\'t reveal that. Allah Akbar.

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Quite worrying, has anyone in the States seen this and disproved it?

Apologies if this scared anyone, it wasn\'t my aim.

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2003, 09:30:33 AM »
Al Queda is ticked over the Kyoto Treaty?:laughing: :laughing:

This is a hoax.  Secondly, detonate one bomb a week?  That isn\'t how they operate.  Why not detonate them all at once like on 9/11 and take the country by suprise.  This is an obvious chain letter.
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2003, 09:35:25 AM »
I got the impression it was a fake due to the lack of international panic and news overload, I just wanted to check with others.

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2003, 09:40:15 AM »
Clever writing - the author of that fictional piece gets my bows.
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2003, 09:42:54 AM »
Even if it was true, why believe the Al-Qaeda? Perhaps this interview was set up to create panic and horror - which, in the end, is unnecessary?
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2003, 09:44:28 AM »
true true.

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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2003, 09:44:59 AM »
It sounds to fake, but who knows?
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2003, 09:48:59 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Adan
It sounds to fake, but who knows?


George W. Bush knows ;)
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2003, 12:48:57 PM »
I don\'t the bombs of those size could destroy the 7 largest cities.

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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2003, 01:07:15 PM »
7 Largest Cities

1 New York, N.Y.
2 Los Angeles, Calif.
3 Chicago, Ill.
4 Houston, Texas
5 Philadelphia, Pa.
6 Phoenix, Ariz.
7 San Diego, Calif.
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21 Boston
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40 Atlanta

Thank Jeebus. Its good to be 21 and 40.
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2003, 01:53:55 PM »
I wouldn\'t even bother reading a huge junk e-mail like that. Just delete them.

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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2003, 04:03:16 PM »
tooooooooo long to read. is there a bridged version?
too cool for school

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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2003, 05:29:23 PM »
i live in la does that mean im next... i no what you do copy out a book  haha
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2003, 05:50:01 PM »
i think that is plagerizm
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