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Offline CHIZZY

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« on: January 19, 2003, 05:44:49 AM »
Goddammit, I think I\'ve got the flu. Yesterday afternoon, I was going to see The Two Towers again with the wifey, and we stopped off for something to eat first. Then, we had about 10 mins before the start, so we came back home to grab some 1/2 price coupons for the movie. It\'s a good thing we did that, \'cos as soon as I got home I didn\'t feel so well. 5 mins after that, I was puking my brains out and pissing out my asshole. I did that on and off until 4AM. now my whole body aches, and I have a screaming headache- sorta feels like a really bad whiskey hangover.

F*ck, I can\'t afford to miss any work- too busy, and I am training my new assistant.

oh well- thought  I\'d rant to you guys, \'cos my GF didn\'t even wake up all night while this was going on...
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2003, 06:05:44 AM »
Oh my there isnt anything worse than that.I hope u get well soon.
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2003, 06:10:36 AM »
Not to be nitpicky, but I\'m purdy sure thats not how u spell dihorea.
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2003, 06:16:30 AM »
you would be wrong, sir.
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Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri

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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2003, 06:42:24 AM »
Quote
wifey

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GF


You have a wife and GF?
You lucky dog!
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2003, 06:46:43 AM »
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Originally posted by Unicron!
Oh my there isnt anything worse than that.I hope u get well soon.


Ah, but there is...


Imagine you go to Hawaii for a nice 10 day vacation.  Everything is wonderful.

You hop on the flight for Florida and WHAMO!!!  You are pooping and puking the entire trip on the plane.

8 barf bags later and you are in Tampa.

That just happened to one of my co workers.  Damn that would suck.
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2003, 06:53:41 AM »
mmmm video might be on to something there. maybe it was the restaurant that caused it chizz.
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2003, 06:56:43 AM »
upss I\'m sorry CHIZZY. Get better ;)
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2003, 07:19:33 AM »
at the restaurant I ate blue corn nachos w/ chili, cheddar cheese, onion, lettuce & tomato. My gf said it smelled weird, but I didn\'t notice anything. I\'m not sure what I have, but all of my long muscles (leg, back, abdomen...) ache, and my head hurts, my eyes are watering....

I\'m supposed to go to my parents house (1 hour away) for my dad\'s B-day tonite... may not make it..

everything.... going.... dim......
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Dinosaurs were killed in the flood. -#RaCeR#
Halle Berry just loves to give me the \"Dutch Oven\". That\'s why I stopped going down on her. It pisses me off so much that I just bang her til she faints. Bitch.-GmanJoe
i just try to make my sefhappy , by beng i company of fri
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2003, 07:22:37 AM »
Gagh... :crap:

Hopefully you recover soon, CHIZ.
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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2003, 08:02:24 AM »
SUE THEM! DIRTY BASTERDS MADE U MISS UR DAD\'s BDAY - WHOM U LOVE AND WILL MAKE NO EXCUSES ABOUT GOING TO HIS PARTY!
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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2003, 08:18:51 AM »
Sounds like an episode of Southpark I watched!



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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2003, 08:24:30 AM »
Hope you recover from your bout of "oosevenitis" very soon.;)
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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2003, 11:37:05 AM »
Get well soon man. I never usually puke. I puke probably once every 5 years. I don\'t even puke from motion.
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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2003, 11:41:35 AM »
I remember feeling as rough as old rope over new year, I got over it in time, I hope your recovery doesn\'t take as long as mine did.
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