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Offline Unicron!
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Caption Contest #422.7
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2003, 03:16:46 PM »
Son:"mummy I love you"
Mom(thinks):"Oh no.I think he wants something."
Son:"You are the greatest mon in the whole world...."
Mom:"Yeap definetely he wants something"
Son:"......because I know you ll buy me..."
Mom"Shut up kid"
Son:"But mooom"
Mom"SHUT THE **** UP I SAID"
Son:"Mummy NOOOOOOO"
Mom:"DIE YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!!!NOW LOOKED WHAT YOU VE DONE!!YOU VE MADE ME CALL MYSELF A BITCH"
Son:"MOOOOOMMMMYYYYYYYY"
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Caption Contest #422.7
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2003, 04:32:37 PM »
Damn, I knew he wouldn\'t fit in this confangled smoothie.
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Caption Contest #422.7
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2003, 05:35:51 PM »
Next up on "when parents strike back"...

"I saw it in a videogame"
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The schools that they send us to are prisons
The same can be said for their churches too
I don\'t want my mind or my arms tied in bondage
I don\'t want to be another cloned state tool
When I\'m with my friends, when I\'m at a show
Thats when everything is OK
Thats why I follow my heart every single day
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Caption Contest #422.7
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2003, 09:02:00 AM »
Mom to bystander:

"Damn, I owe you 5 bucks. He did fit in there!"
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(thanks Chizzy!)

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Caption Contest #422.7
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2003, 09:07:05 AM »
MOM:  I was kidding when I said there was candy in there!
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Caption Contest #422.7
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2003, 09:13:55 AM »
"Here we have an example of a 4th year abortion"

"Gary Condit told me this would work"
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