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« on: January 31, 2003, 07:26:01 PM »
STROUDSBURG — "The Captain" caused tons of inconvenience Wednesday night for motorists trying to access Interstate 80 West.

A tractor trailer filled with Captain Morgan\'s Gold Malt Liquor rolled over while turning from West Main Street onto the I-80 westbound entrance ramp.

Police said the trailer was filled with 43,393 pounds of the malt liquor. That would be thousands and thousands of bottles of Captain Morgan.

Driver Mary Armstrong of Griffen, Ga. caught the rig\'s drive wheel on a concrete divider, and the vehicle traveled up the divider before falling onto its passenger side, said Pennsylvania State Police at Swiftwater.

In the aftermath of the vehicle\'s hangover, traffic was blocked for several hours while the malt liquor was unloaded and the vehicle was removed.
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2003, 07:31:43 PM »
Woah. Thats a lot o\' liqour. :surprised
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2003, 08:03:21 PM »
loos like it\'s time for Kopking to save the day

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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2003, 09:46:40 PM »
holy crap thats only 25 minutes away, I\'ll be back in a week..
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2003, 02:17:50 AM »
The driver wasn\'t drunk was he by any chance?;)

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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2003, 03:39:17 AM »
Yummy.
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2003, 11:53:49 AM »
Hehe, here there was a car crash where the auto was carrying.........porn

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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2003, 12:16:48 PM »
I\'m just curious. If a tractor trailer was carrying diesel fuel and ran out of fuel, could he take the diesel fuel out of the tanker?

That\'s a payload I\'d love to truck. A truck load of beer :D
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