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« on: January 31, 2003, 07:32:55 PM »
Damn!!  This is pretty freaking incredible.

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/afp/20030127/teleport.html


Teleportation of over 2 km.  Damn.  I wonder if we\'ll see any real telportation in our lifetime.  Pretty freaky.
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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2003, 07:45:27 PM »
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In science fiction, teleportation entails taking someone and creating a replica of him or her a long distance away, and destroying the original.


That sucks. I guess we won\'t be teleporting people. :(
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2003, 09:44:21 PM »
We\'ll only teleport people we hate.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2003, 09:45:47 PM »
BLYME!!!

I predict in 5 years humans will soon be transported via teleportation.. yeah technology!
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2003, 10:23:57 PM »
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yeah, and ive been waiting for those skateboards that work on gravity from "back to the future 3" for like 10 years now.

i say get those first, then worry about all this "teleportation" mumbo jumbo.
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2003, 12:29:05 AM »
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That sucks. I guess we won\'t be teleporting people. :(


Well really, thats a necessity, because the idea of teleportation is moving something from one place to another instantly. If you read the article you\'ll see that the way this teleportation works is by creating a duplicate of the particle. If it didn\'t destroy the original, you\'d have two of whatever you teleported. Some kind of... messed up cloning.
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2003, 01:44:47 AM »
well since all their transporting is light, right now, I don\'t see any humnas being transported in 5 years.  But cool nonetheless

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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2003, 02:23:11 AM »
After seeing The Fly and The Fly II, I think I will let someone else try first.

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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2003, 02:27:51 AM »
/me jumps through transporter with a horse, then has lucrative career as a porn star

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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2003, 02:48:37 AM »
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I hope you get the \'right\' parts then... otherwise you\'ll just have a small penis and a horse head. ;)
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2003, 08:56:13 AM »
ok better make it 10 years...
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2003, 02:51:24 PM »
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Well really, thats a necessity, because the idea of teleportation is moving something from one place to another instantly. If you read the article you\'ll see that the way this teleportation works is by creating a duplicate of the particle. If it didn\'t destroy the original, you\'d have two of whatever you teleported. Some kind of... messed up cloning.


Yeah, I read the article. I meant that people aren\'t going to want to be teleported because they\'ll just be sending a clone somewhere and having themselves die in the process. They themselves won\'t actually get teleported, the clone will.

And I don\'t think that teleporting people we hate to kill them would be a good idea, then we\'ll just hate the clone. Now if we teleported them into the middle of space, or a nice active volcano... ;)
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2003, 06:35:41 PM »
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Yeah, I read the article. I meant that people aren\'t going to want to be teleported because they\'ll just be sending a clone somewhere and having themselves die in the process. They themselves won\'t actually get teleported, the clone will.

And I don\'t think that teleporting people we hate to kill them would be a good idea, then we\'ll just hate the clone. Now if we teleported them into the middle of space, or a nice active volcano... ;)


Well... if people could get over the ethical issues then what would be the problem... your\'re sending an exact double.. along with all your memories so you would remember everything, and you would realize that you have been teleported....

In fact if nobody told you about how teleportation worked and you got teleported you wouldnt even know the difference.
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2003, 06:43:27 PM »
though-could you remember? could you build a machine that could recreate the exact electrical pathways and charges in your brain the exact moment you were teleported? IF you could, then you run into the fact that you have proven the non-existence of "the soul", and organised religion would not like that.... ;)
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2003, 07:08:11 PM »
I wonder how many monkey\'s they\'ll fry, tyring to perfect this?

 

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