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Offline videoholic

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How do you make a redneck happy?
« on: February 03, 2003, 06:06:45 AM »
http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2003-02-03&nav=VIEW&id=S20813G81PK030203

Beer Company Offers Booby Prize Booze To Daytona Drivers

DAYTON (Wireless Flash) -- Lots of stock car drivers will go home as losers at this year\'s Daytona 500 but a beer company\'s helping them cry in their beer.

The Miller Brewing Company says if their sponsored driver, Rusty Wallace, wins the Feb. 16 opener they will give everyone over 21 in attendance a coupon for a free sixer of Miller Lite -- including the drivers.

However, the chances don\'t look good. Miller spokesman Marc Spiegel admits in the last 20 years Wallace has yet to win at Daytona.
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How do you make a redneck happy?
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2003, 06:09:42 AM »
Ho hum. If it were a Guiness, maybe this would be something to think about. But then again, I aint\' no redneck!
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2003, 06:10:42 AM »
Mmm, Mariah is singing at Daytona...

That\'ed make me happy... oooh yeah.

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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2003, 09:08:46 AM »
I guess the crowd will be full of redneck\'s after free beer then.

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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2003, 09:22:45 AM »
pfft... if they were giving out a sixer of High Life pounders, then it would be cool.... I would rather drink "rat urine lite".....
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