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« on: February 06, 2003, 01:15:52 PM »
This is scary how realistic this is.  Sometimes you do things and you have no clue why.  You just do it.
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Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that\'s the way it\'s always been done around here.

And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2003, 02:01:05 PM »
or a religion ;)

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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2003, 02:01:51 PM »
Good point.  Didn\'t think about religion.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2003, 02:52:20 PM »
Too bad were not monkies. Oh wait, you guys are. :nerd:

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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2003, 07:57:28 PM »
"I\'M NOT A MONKEY"!
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2003, 08:22:52 PM »
Funny monkeys.

I have a friend that is a monkey, he plays guitar...

I guess next time he\'s bad, I\'ll spray \'em with the hose. :)
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2003, 09:21:29 PM »
Amazing, so very true.

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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2003, 09:26:02 PM »
Conditioning. It\'s not just in religion or work place...it\'s in our culture.

Good thing I think outside of the box....or cage. You animals! :p
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2003, 09:54:59 PM »
/me throws poo at Gmanjoe

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2003, 09:55:08 PM »
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Originally posted by r4nd0m
I guess next time he\'s bad, I\'ll spray \'em with the hose. :)


Lets hope your talking about this type of hose...



Lets hope..... :eek:
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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2003, 10:51:00 PM »
what other type of  hose did you think he was talking about?

it certainly wouldn\'t be his penis.

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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2003, 09:06:14 AM »
Maybe he meant hoes, like chicks that sleep with many different men on a regular basis.

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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2003, 11:31:35 AM »
An interesting read indeed. And so, very true, too.
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2003, 01:53:40 PM »
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Originally posted by Spudz


Lets hope your talking about this type of hose...



Lets hope..... :eek:


How about we don\'t refer to my giant penis now? ;)

Anyways, I don\'t give it nicknames, you poor, insane little man.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2003, 04:39:56 PM »
Little man? I\'m almost a foot taller than you....

:D

BTW: you win a banana if you can guess what kind of monkey this is;


:D Its a real monkey, trust me, quite common too.
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