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Offline videoholic

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« on: February 08, 2003, 04:59:43 AM »
Dogs do dirty on football game

A football team were forced to fetch shovels after a referee ruled that dog mess made the pitch unplayable.
The Duchy Division One game between St Columb and local rivals Pelynt kicked off normally on Sunday.

But within minutes the referee blew his whistle and demanded the home side keep things clean.

The team were ordered to fetch shovels and clear the pitch near Newquay before the referee allowed the match to go ahead.

 It was not a very nice task.

The players undertook the task in good spirits as they removed the offending obstructions.

They went on to trounce their opponents 7-1.

St Columb player Alex Weller said: "We got a fair bit of banter from the other side and it was not a very nice task making the pitch fit to play."

Now the team have appealed to the local Restormel Borough Council to send dog wardens to patrol the recreation ground to deter irresponsible dog owners.
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2003, 05:02:40 AM »
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I always knew that this sport was nothing but crap!
















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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2003, 06:13:32 AM »
yeah and pranceing around in thights , shoulder pads and crash helmet is a "manly" sport.

:rolleyes:
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2003, 10:29:01 AM »
Bah!!!!!!!

This happens in the UK also.
It\'s because the british govenment won\'t provide sufficient funding to build proper playing areas. Therefore football matches have to take place in public recreation areas.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2003, 12:13:51 PM »
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Bah!!!!!!!

This happens in the UK also.
It\'s because the british govenment won\'t provide sufficient funding to build proper playing areas. Therefore football matches have to take place in public recreation areas.


What he said

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the pitches provided for the general public can be both unsafe and dirty.

consider it LUCKY that it was only dog dirt and not used Syringes and broken Buckfast bottles.

Pahhh its enough to make your blood boil :rpissed: :boom: :burn:
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2003, 10:13:24 PM »
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yeah and pranceing around in thights , shoulder pads and crash helmet is a "manly" sport.

:rolleyes:


being a fan meself, I feel bad for pointing this out, but...

I\'ve seen more pics of guys grabbing other guy\'s balls, face in ass, and general queer-play in "soccer" than in the NFL....

/me grabs ooseven\'s stones and gives \'em a pinch...
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2003, 11:16:41 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2003, 11:48:53 AM »
Thats a load of shit...

Seriously..
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