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Offline The Stapler
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« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2003, 07:51:01 PM »
What about people that don\'t go to church? They don\'t even have to worry about it being a sin or not. They just have to worry about not getting blue balls.
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2003, 08:01:00 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2003, 08:57:41 PM »
What if you needed grocieries... I\'m sure your balls wont keep you full for months .... Erm, Nevermind..
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« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2003, 12:41:01 AM »
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Sex is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY better than masturbation. Quit masturbating Vapor and hit your chick. Just make sure to get the Trojans in the dark blue box cuz they come with spermicidal lubricant. :D
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« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2003, 12:55:50 AM »
Is masturbation a sin?

Yes and No

No its perfectly normal to do it.

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Yes its not even a sin but against the law if you do it in public ;)
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« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2003, 01:11:29 AM »
Choking chickens and bashing bishops? Isn\'t that wrong?
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« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2003, 01:14:59 AM »
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Choking chickens and bashing bishops? Isn\'t that wrong?


no its perfectly normal .. plus it will give you the following health benifits

  • Lower Blood Pressure
  • High concentration levels
  • lower stress levels (other than Blood pressure)
  • Greater hand to eye co-ordination ;)
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« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2003, 01:17:01 AM »
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no its perfectly normal .. plus it will give you the following health benifits

  • Lower Blood Pressure
  • High concentration levels
  • lower stress levels (other than Blood pressure)
  • Greater hand to eye co-ordination ;)
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Well, you\'ve won me over.....

When do I start? Sorry, I\'ll rephrase that........ When do I carry on?:laughing:
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« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2003, 01:24:35 AM »
racer and I are christians and we both masturbate.

if you dont do it yourself, your gonna have a wet dream so you may as well just do it.
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« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2003, 01:26:29 AM »
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Well, you\'ve won me over.....

When do I start? Sorry, I\'ll rephrase that........ When do I carry on?:laughing:


oh and also be careful not to do too much... as increased and regular masterbation leads to a ... increased Sperm count.

So be carful to ware a "Trogan" or "Durex" when your with your lady..

orther wise one joyful squirt...could turn into a Real life "squirt".
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« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2003, 02:16:42 AM »
Masturbation is not a sin because the hell is not that big :D
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« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2003, 03:30:04 AM »
Vapor I can see you\'re serious about asking this question, especially from a Christian POV.  Have you ever heard of James Dobson?  One of the most well-known Christian figures in the Baptist community (right next to Billy Graham).  He does NOT think maturbation is a sin and thinks it\'s very normal.

However the Bible says stuff about lusting and do not covet thy neighor\'s wife etc etc...  It\'s a touchy subjet but as long as you don\'t overdo it and/or dwell on it all day you\'re just as normal as everyone else.

One big advantage of wankin it is by the time you do get a wife and start having sex you\'ll have better control and you won\'t be out in the first round. ;)  She\'ll enjoy this more than you...
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« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2003, 04:52:32 AM »
Why masturbate when you can buy one of these on EBay!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2910059963&category=1469
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« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2003, 05:11:14 AM »
Current bid  US $16,800.00  

Damn...its out my Price range.

Looks like i will have to settle for a "REAL DOLL" then ;)
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« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2003, 06:53:23 AM »
My doctor told me to stop masturbating.
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He said it was freaking out the people in the waiting room.

*rim-shot*
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