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Offline Kurt Angle

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Is masturbation a sin?
« Reply #30 on: February 12, 2003, 07:55:39 AM »
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racer and I are christians and we both masturbate.
 


Each other????:eek:
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Is masturbation a sin?
« Reply #31 on: February 12, 2003, 08:16:05 AM »
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racer and I are christians and we both masturbate.


Hmmmmmm, for some reason, the phrase "you scratch my back and........." springs to mind.
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Is masturbation a sin?
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2003, 09:11:08 AM »
Masturbation a sin? Don\'t overdo it?

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No, it\'s not a sin. No, you can\'t f*cking overdo it. Unless you do it so often that you don\'t eat or sleep or mow the lawn, then you\'re fine and free to spank the monkey as often as you like.
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« Reply #33 on: February 12, 2003, 09:14:24 AM »
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you\'re fine and free to spank the monkey as often as you like.


i would like to add to the whole mass Debate  ;) that there is always the hazard of Friction Burns.

:surprised :sconf: ;)
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Re: Is masturbation a sin?
« Reply #34 on: February 12, 2003, 09:16:48 AM »
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Discuss.

In the past I used to think it was just a method to prevent "sin". But through some recently gained knowledge I\'ve realized that all it does is create unpure thoughts and images. Because of this, I seriously haven\'t touched my willy in about two weeks.


What\'s the matter?  You\'ve done it so often, that the same old stuff doesn\'t cut it anymore, so you\'ve started looking into homosexual porn and beastiality, just for that extra kink?

I\'d stop now.  Pretty soon you\'ll be investing in a giant dildo with a suction cup on the bottom.  And man, after a couple of weeks, that vaseline will get stale.
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« Reply #35 on: February 12, 2003, 09:33:00 AM »
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Masturbation a sin? Don\'t overdo it?

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No, it\'s not a sin. No, you can\'t f*cking overdo it. Unless you do it so often that you don\'t eat or sleep or mow the lawn, then you\'re fine and free to spank the monkey as often as you like.


That reminds me, I haven\'t cut the grass in forever...  :(
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« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2003, 09:58:38 AM »
send biglog out to do it

he\'s a man now and needs to pull his weight
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« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2003, 11:11:08 AM »
Screw you monkey boy.  I ain\'t doing crap.

Today\'s my birthday damnit.  Respect me!!!!

Doh, I made an ewwy.
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« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2003, 11:17:12 AM »
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That reminds me, I haven\'t cut the grass in forever...  :(


Its winter isn\'t your grass dormant?
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Is masturbation a sin?
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2003, 01:16:08 PM »
Technically it is a sin but that doesn\'t stop me ;) I personally don\'t think its a sin. The church should realize that it is better than going out and getting STDs.
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« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2003, 05:11:02 PM »
Shi*, if it is a sin then I got a one way ticket to hell, jerking off is one of the few things in life I enjoy, and I ain\'t stopping for no one(not the member, although he has asked me to stop when he\'s eating a few times). I can\'t see nothing wrong with it, except for the shoulder pains.
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« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2003, 05:47:37 PM »
It\'s somewhat hard to determine what is right and what is wrong spiritually, now that people who supposedly are in communication with god having histories of molesting young boys.  I personally believe that there is nothing wrong with masturbating, as long as you don\'t overdo it...

Anyway, i think that people are way too preoccupied with whether or not their actions will send them to "heaven" or "hell." Live life the way you want to, follow your own moral code, just be a decent person.
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« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2003, 05:49:10 PM »
Exercises your arm too. ;)
I swear, my left arm is huge compared to my right one.

I\'m not religious, but I can\'t believe that masturbation could possibly be a sin.
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« Reply #43 on: February 13, 2003, 09:27:15 AM »
Supposedly its good to jerk off when you play sports. Helps with hand eye coordination. Also strenthens your arm too and stuff like that.
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« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2003, 10:50:07 AM »
Yes.
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