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« on: February 20, 2003, 09:03:47 AM »
OK, someone has to fake a celery stick and send it to these people.

Giant Celery Stalk Needed For Record-Breaking Bloody Mary

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- It\'s a bloody hassle but the makers of a popular drink mix are desperately trying to find the world\'s largest celery stalk -- pronto!

On March 1, the folks who make Mr. & Mrs. T\'s Bloody Mary Mix are planning to make the World\'s Largest Bloody Mary in New Orleans, in order to kick off Mardi Gras.

The record-breaking beverage is expected to measure 15-feet-tall and 12-feet-wide and hold 2400 gallons of mix and 600 gallons of vodka.

But bartenders still need a celery stalk and are stalking American farmers in hopes of finding the world\'s largest.

They better be willing to settle for less. Dr. Carlos Quiros, a plant geneticist from University of California at Davis, says most celery is trimmed before it reaches 24 inches.

Still, the Bloody Mary merrymakers are hopeful they\'ll find the right stalk but admit they\'re not expecting to find a 15-footer.

Interested farmers should send digital photos of their celery to sbecker@coynepr.com
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2003, 09:54:59 AM »
ummm.  Well, I\'ll make a giant stalk of celery.  But I dont know if this is much of a contest....

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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2003, 01:05:18 PM »
Lol lame
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2003, 01:11:49 PM »
I started growin mine today.  Should be a 15 footer by the end of the week.
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2003, 01:14:56 PM »
your talking about celery right?

if not, dont O.D. on that viagra...  :)
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2003, 01:58:45 PM »
I don\'t understand how this vague "contest" would be any fun at all. It would be a waste of time to do something with a piece of celery in Photoshop. I remember the Osama Bin Laden contest...that was funny as hell...

At least in that one...we were given in image to mess with, so tha everyone could show off their talents manipulating that image.

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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2003, 02:15:43 PM »
I think that this thread is going to have "gay" written all over it... oh wait a minute, Spudz already posted here...:D
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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2003, 02:57:44 PM »
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I don\'t understand how this vague "contest" would be any fun at all. It would be a waste of time to do something with a piece of celery in Photoshop. I remember the Osama Bin Laden contest...that was funny as hell...

At least in that one...we were given in image to mess with, so tha everyone could show off their talents manipulating that image.
Um, I think he was kidding about it being a Photoshop contest.

Now, the main point of my post:

Bloody Marys are awful.  I have no idea why people drink them.  I\'d prefer a White Russian of a Kamakaze or a Gin & Tonic anytime.
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2003, 03:49:49 PM »
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I think that this thread is going to have "gay" written all over it... oh wait a minute, Spudz already posted here...:D


You sir, are .......

Damn it, I cant think of anything.
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2003, 04:34:45 PM »
I pictured someone finding a pic of a farmer and pasting a 15 foot piece of celery next to him.  That would be sweet.  And then we can send these pics to the dude who put his email address on the story.  That would be sweet.


I hate bloody Marys..  Blechhhhh.
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2003, 06:46:19 PM »
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I think that this thread is going to have "gay" written all over it... oh wait a minute, Spudz already posted here...:D


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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2003, 07:37:43 PM »
I don\'t quite get this thread.  I\'m leaving it now!
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2003, 03:18:11 AM »
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You sir, are .......

Damn it, I cant think of anything.


Here, let me think of something for you

...my hero, now slap me silly you big stud!

Are those the words you were looking for?

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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2003, 12:54:13 PM »
Something among those lines :laughing:
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2003, 05:14:46 AM »
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Something among those lines :laughing:
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