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Offline GmanJoe

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« on: February 24, 2003, 11:59:11 AM »
You\'ve all been hit before. The kind of fart where you just didn\'t know who did it but you know the "shooter" was near you. Movies are my favorite places. Sometimes cars but that takes skill. :)

Sorry, too much coffee. ;)
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2003, 12:49:41 PM »
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Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2003, 12:59:52 PM »
What? I think I get what he\'s saying though.
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2003, 01:21:46 PM »
Elevator farts?

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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2003, 04:03:35 PM »
i\'d prefer if you didn\'t speak in gibberish...

thank you very much! :)

Now what were you saying? :eek:
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2003, 05:04:08 PM »
The SBD farts? Those take skill to pull off.

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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2003, 07:18:24 PM »
Not really. You just don\'t let it out as fast :)
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2003, 07:24:33 PM »
SBD\'s are useless.

There\'s no point in farting if it can\'t be heard.

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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2003, 07:26:30 PM »
But then people are like "who ripped that one". Its fun :)
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2003, 07:33:19 PM »
No where near as fun as the embarrassment that occurs after a loud one.

Or even better, if you\'re proud of the noise you made.  I know in my group of friends, if you\'re in a public place; the louder the better.

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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2003, 07:47:35 PM »
I prefer to shit my pants, and then have it slide down my leg and onto the floor.

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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2003, 07:50:47 PM »
Yay, me and theomen have something in common.

 

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