Hello

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Author Topic: Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!  (Read 1193 times)

Offline luckee
  • Resident Pimp
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7503
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« on: February 24, 2003, 03:40:33 PM »
lol... Monkey vs. The Mad Mustache, it should be on FOX :D

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=514&ncid=514&e=2&u=/ap/20030224/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_717

"BAGHDAD, Iraq - In an interview with CBS anchor Dan Rather, Saddam Hussein (news - web sites) challenged President Bush (news - web sites) on Monday to an internationally televised debate and indicated he did not intend to follow U.N. orders to destroy his Al-Samoud 2 missiles."
\"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?\"-Harry Caray

Don\'t cry over spilled milk., It could have been Whiskey.-Me

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.-George Washington

Offline Titan

  • Sniper Kitten
  • Administrator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 16578
  • Karma: +12/-0
  • PSN ID: flightlessbeaker
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2003, 04:07:17 PM »
Holy shit. When is this aired? I want to tape it. This really should be interesting.
Liquid Spam of The Spaminators
"That took some balls to stick a gun in his pants." -Gman
"LOL u know id fuck yu wsboth right? i would love to fuck the both of uyouy

U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob

"13 year old girls sleep with older men cause they think theyre in love
13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

Offline mm
  • clyde\'s boss
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 15576
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2003, 04:12:37 PM »
he WILL follow UN orders to destroy the missiles

it\'s idiotic not to
\"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.\" - Clemenza

Offline Mr. Kennedy
  • Resident Libertarian
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9110
  • Karma: +10/-0
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2003, 04:13:59 PM »
he\'s screwed either way...
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

Follow Me on Twitter!

Offline Deadly Hamster
  • (Actually a Human)
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2331
  • Karma: +10/-0
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2003, 04:44:35 PM »
Well, its idiotic to not give the weapons up, and he hasn\'t done that either. I\'d love to see this \'Debate\'.
It was a darkness all my own, a song played on the radio, It went straight to my heart - I carried it with me - until the darkness was gone.
- Bouncing Souls

Offline SwifDi
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9620
  • Karma: +10/-0
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2003, 04:55:59 PM »
I think they should solve this over a bout in Celebrity Boxing.

Offline Deadly Hamster
  • (Actually a Human)
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2331
  • Karma: +10/-0
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2003, 04:57:11 PM »
Yeah, good idea. The ratings for that would be killer.
It was a darkness all my own, a song played on the radio, It went straight to my heart - I carried it with me - until the darkness was gone.
- Bouncing Souls

Offline Bobs_Hardware

  • The ULTIMATE Badass
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9363
  • Karma: +10/-0
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2003, 07:42:41 PM »
I think it\'d be great if they did it Conan O\'Brien style.  And just had two television sets with a static face of each of them on it.  Then just get the guy who does Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to do their voices by inserting his mouth appropriately into the picture!.

It\'s been hilarious in the past, people!
« Last Edit: February 24, 2003, 07:46:21 PM by Bobs_Hardware »

Offline SER
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4437
  • Karma: +10/-0
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2003, 07:54:51 PM »
Debate huh? Well, it would be much easier to find him that way.... All you would have to do is shoot him.

Offline square_marker
  • Top Cop
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2721
  • Karma: +10/-0
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2003, 08:05:59 PM »
Bush will get destroyed.  He is so stupid.  He will be like... well your being a big meanie and we, the good people, need to protect the other good people from you bad people.  USA gooooood, Iraq baaaad.
*****************

[COLOR=\"Blue\"]I found you Ms. New Booty[/COLOR]

Offline SwifDi
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9620
  • Karma: +10/-0
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2003, 08:59:19 PM »
Saddam would be like, "Duckah duckah duckah, jihad jihad jihad!"

Har har har

*watches more South Park*

Offline theomen
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7762
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2003, 10:28:23 PM »
I like SER\'s idea.

Moderator:  Mr. Hussein, you have been ordered by the UN to destroy your weapons, yet you refuse to do so.  What is your reason for doing so?

Saddam:  Well, I *BANG!*

(CIA disposses of body discretly)

Offline Kurt Angle

  • Administrator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7923
  • Karma: +10/-0
  • PSN ID: Supes1975
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2003, 02:30:49 AM »
He might use one of his look-alikes though.

Offline GmanJoe

  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12133
  • Karma: +10/-0
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2003, 05:58:14 AM »
This is not the first time Dan Rather had interviewed Saddam before. In 1991, Saddam had asked for a debate with then Pres. Bush Sr. I can\'t recall if it was after Desert Storm or during Desert Shield.

Dan Rather.....what a biased reporter.
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
Originally posted by Seed_Of_Evil I must admit that the last pic of her ass will be used in my next masturbation. She\'s hot as hell, one of my

Offline fastson
  • Keyser Söze
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7080
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Saddam Hussein challenges Bush to a debate!
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2003, 03:41:36 AM »
Heheh, I\'d pay money to see that :)
\"Behold, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed\"
-Axel Oxenstierna 1648

 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk