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Offline project86
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« on: February 25, 2003, 07:35:12 AM »
In light of the French stating that they would Veto any action
against Iraq that we may propose before the Security Council of the UN, I thought this email from a US Marine serving in Bosnia would put things in perspective.

From a Marine in Bosnia. Note the signature, but read it last.
A funny thing happened to me yesterday at Camp Bondsteel (Bosnia):
A French army officer walked up to me in the PX, and told me he
thought we (Americans) were a bunch of cowboys and were going to provoke a war. He said if such a thing happens, we wouldn\'t be able to count on the support of France.

I told him that it didn\'t surprise me. Since we had come to France\'s rescue in World War I, World War II, Vietnam, and the Cold War, their ingratitude and jealousy was due to surface at some point in the near future anyway. That is why France is a third-rate military power with a socialist economy and a bunch of ******s for soldiers. I additionally told him that America, being a nation of deeds and action, not words, would do whatever it had to do, and France\'s support was only for show anyway.  Just like in ALL NATO exercises, the US would shoulder 85% of the burden, as evidenced by the fact that the French officer was shopping in the American PX, and not the other way around.

He began to get belligerent at that point, and I told him if he would like to, I would meet him outside in front of the Burger King and beat his ass in front of the entire multinational Brigade East, thus demonstrating that even the smallest American had more fight in him than the average Frenchman. He called me a barbarian cowboy and walked away in a huff. With friends like these, who needs enemies?


Mary Beth Johnson Lt.Col, USMC
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2003, 07:42:01 AM »
so what

we lose the support of a pack of ciggarettes, 2 baguettes, and 4 empty bottles of wine
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2003, 07:45:35 AM »
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Originally posted by mm
so what

we lose the support of a pack of ciggarettes, 2 baguettes, and 4 empty bottles of wine
:laughing:

You got that right man!

Even the least of the American soldier is more than any French soldier. Nothing against woman in the military of course…
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2003, 08:27:21 AM »
ooseven will lock this quicker than you can say "Oui! Oui! I give up!" :D
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2003, 08:31:46 AM »
French Position = Bending Over.

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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2003, 09:58:07 AM »
ya nothing good as come from there french toast is not really "french" then you got french fries there not french ohhh god and have you ever seen a good looking french woman!
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2003, 10:24:35 AM »
That Amelie chick is pretty hot....
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2003, 12:13:38 PM »
getting a bit RACEIST in here are we ?
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2003, 12:18:28 PM »
I havent since anything racist yet..ignorant yea..but not racist.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2003, 12:19:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Ace
French Position = Bending Over.
 



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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2003, 12:20:07 PM »
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getting a bit RACEIST in here are we ?
Racist my a**!

This thread has nothing to do with racism. It simply states that a french soldier was giving an American sodier a hard time and she showed him who was boss...WE ARE!:D
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2003, 12:22:55 PM »
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I havent since anything racist yet..ignorant yea..but not racist.


just letting everyone know were the line is on this one.

like the French General Said to his Troops  when they asked were the rear gaurd "action" was.
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2003, 12:24:36 PM »
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Racist my a**!

This thread has nothing to do with racism. It simply states that a french soldier was giving an American sodier a hard time and she showed him who was boss...WE ARE!:D


i was Talking about Gman\'s Comment and known his past record we would be far off a full sacle french bashing.
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2003, 12:30:34 PM »
Double poster...














:p

*ooseven spanks Project86 with a wet copy of Xenosaga for spamming and then inserts a french style Knob GAG
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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2003, 12:44:24 PM »
watch yer step, gman

there\'s a fine difference between calling someone simple names like moron, stupid, and fool

i do not appreciate it, and i\'m sure ooseven doesnt either
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